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Friday, 8 July, 2005 by L
                    
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@ "Ahahahaha!"
& "Vy do you laugh, Meester Dudley?"
                    
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@ "You think you've got me, but in reality there's no way you can succeed now."
                    
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@ "For I've concealed on my person the +5 Fire Brand with which I shall cut my bonds..."
                    
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@ "And in my left hand I've palmed a secret radio transmitter..."
                    
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@ "And at this moment five Yendor platoons are storming this base!"
                    
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jtpk July 8, 2005 06:49
First comment: 11 May, 2004 29 comments written
"Would you believe... two boy scouts with a pocketknife and matches?"
L July 8, 2005 12:37
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Stealing jokes, shamma bamma boom...

I'm not so sure this one really worked out. The original joke's humor was in the fact that Smart would make a very minor step down from his original claim, which by virtue of being very minor, immediately exposed it as a fabrication. For Dudley, of course, any claim of his is so inherently ridiculous that only a major step down would allow him to reclaim any shred of plausibility.
blindcoder July 8, 2005 22:21
First comment: 21 March, 2005 27 comments written
okay, so this originates from Clever and Smart comics?
Only read one or two of them... Can you hit me with a +2 cluebat?
Anonymous July 9, 2005 01:40
First comment: 3 September, 2004 29 comments written
@ "Would you believe A Big Black Guy Named Ben?"
& "Oh, dear... now you're doing it on purpose."
Violist July 9, 2005 08:04
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
blindy: an American 60s? TV sitcomish show about a clueless spy
Kernigh July 9, 2005 15:29
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Why does & represent the evil one? In my last game, I was killed by a A.
L July 9, 2005 17:36
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
& also represents djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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, you know...
Violist July 10, 2005 04:36
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
It sorta makes sense for KAOS forces to be &, but I'd think Seigfried would be @
Chaotic ihope July 11, 2005 22:36
First comment: 7 June, 2005 17 comments written
& is a major demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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Plus you can tell & and @ apart more easily than @ and @.

Wait wait... what's that guy's name again? (He's actually named The Evil One, isn't he?)
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:09
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Y'know what this place needs? An @ party.
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
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SomeoneElse June 9, 2008 23:25
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Grognor, you've stretched the pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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annoyingly. Please don't do that.

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