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--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "Ahahahaha!" & "Vy do you laugh, Meester Dudley?"	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "You think you've got me, but in reality there's no way you can succeed now."	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "For I've concealed on my person the +5 Fire Brand with which I shall cut my bonds..."	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "And in my left hand I've palmed a secret radio transmitter..."
--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "And at this moment five Yendor platoons are storming this base!"	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ----------------	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ----------------	--+-+----------- \|..i.&(....^};}\| +..i.f.....^}@}\| \|.i........^;};\| \|.....)))..^^^^\| ---------------- @ "Erm. Would you believe +1 OrcristThe Great Goblin gave a truly awful howl of rage when he looked at it, and all his soldiers gnashed their teeth, clashed their shields, and stamped. They knew the sword at once. It had killed hundreds of goblins in its time, when the fair elves of Gondolin hunted them in the hills or did battle before their walls. They had called it Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver, but the goblins called it simply Biter. They hated it and hated worse any one that carried it. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and thirteen Keystone Kops?"
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jtpk	July 8, 2005 06:49
First comment: 11 May, 2004	29 comments written
"Would you believe... two boy scouts with a pocketknife and matches?"
L	July 8, 2005 12:37
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Stealing jokes, shamma bamma boom... I'm not so sure this one really worked out. The original joke's humor was in the fact that Smart would make a very minor step down from his original claim, which by virtue of being very minor, immediately exposed it as a fabrication. For Dudley, of course, any claim of his is so inherently ridiculous that only a major step down would allow him to reclaim any shred of plausibility.
blindcoder	July 8, 2005 22:21
First comment: 21 March, 2005	27 comments written
okay, so this originates from Clever and Smart comics? Only read one or two of them... Can you hit me with a +2 cluebat?
Anonymous	July 9, 2005 01:40
First comment: 3 September, 2004	29 comments written
@ "Would you believe A Big Black Guy Named Ben?" & "Oh, dear... now you're doing it on purpose."
Violist	July 9, 2005 08:04
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
blindy: an American 60s? TV sitcomish show about a clueless spy
Kernigh	July 9, 2005 15:29
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
Why does & represent the evil one? In my last game, I was killed by a A.
L	July 9, 2005 17:36
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
& also represents djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There, among their kind, they have their own societies. They are sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., you know...
Violist	July 10, 2005 04:36
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
It sorta makes sense for KAOS forces to be &, but I'd think Seigfried would be @
Chaotic ihope	July 11, 2005 22:36
First comment: 7 June, 2005	17 comments written
& is a major demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when they are friendly. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Plus you can tell & and @ apart more easily than @ and @. Wait wait... what's that guy's name again? (He's actually named The Evil One, isn't he?)
Fathead	June 20, 2006 21:09
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Y'know what this place needs? An @ party.
Grognor	April 14, 2007 20:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
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SomeoneElse	June 9, 2008 23:25
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
Grognor, you've stretched the pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. annoyingly. Please don't do that.

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