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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 7 July, 2005

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Thursday, 7 July, 2005 by L
                    
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& "And even zehn you vill not haff enouff time to disarm ze hidden time bomb!"
                    
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i "Psssp!"
& "Vat?!"
                    
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& "Really? Vell, vell, vell..."
                    
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& "Zere is a change of plans, Meester Dudley. Instead..."
                    
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& "Ve vill simply put you back in ze dungeon..."
                    
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& "AND LEAVE YOU ZERE!!"
@ "NO! That's guaranteed to kill me!"


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Kernigh July 7, 2005 00:59
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
#quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

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Nameless July 7, 2005 02:55
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
The last line by dudley wasn't really needed, but other than that I found it very funny.
Violist July 7, 2005 08:16
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Excellent :)
Plague July 7, 2005 22:22
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Great job L :)
tracer July 10, 2005 08:01
First comment: 22 June, 2005 32 comments written
& "Schtokkah! Zis is KAOS! Ve do not 'Psssp!' here!"
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
@ "Nooooo! ANYTHING but that!"
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:29
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Eeeeexcellent.
</Mr. Burns>
SkyScraper October 6, 2007 22:30
First comment: 6 October, 2007 2 comments written
Why did the font change?

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