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Thursday, 7 July, 2005 by L
                    
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& "Meester Dudley, you zhall now be zlowly lowered into ze deadly piranhaThey live in "schools." Many times they will wait for prey
to come to the shallow water of the river. Then the large
group of piranhas will attack. These large groups are able
to kill large animals... Their lower teeth fit perfectly
into the spaces of their upper teeth, creating a tremendous
vice-like bite... Piranhas are attracted to any disturbance
in the water.
        [ http://www.animalsoftherainforest.com ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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& "If you zomehow ezcape, you vill be fried by ze ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lazer traps!" 
                    
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& "And even zehn you vill not haff enouff time to disarm ze hidden time bomb!" 
                    
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i "Psssp!"
& "Vat?!" 
                    
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& "Really? Vell, vell, vell..." 
                    
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& "Zere is a change of plans, Meester Dudley. Instead..." 
                    
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& "Ve vill simply put you back in ze dungeon..." 
                    
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& "AND LEAVE YOU ZERE!!"
@ "NO! That's guaranteed to kill me!"
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Kernigh July 7, 2005 00:59
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
#quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
Nameless July 7, 2005 02:55
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
The last line by dudley wasn't really needed, but other than that I found it very funny.
Violist July 7, 2005 08:16
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Excellent :)
Plague July 7, 2005 22:22
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Great job L :)
tracer July 10, 2005 08:01
First comment: 22 June, 2005 32 comments written
& "Schtokkah! Zis is KAOS! Ve do not 'Psssp!' here!"
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
@ "Nooooo! ANYTHING but that!"
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:29
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Eeeeexcellent.
</Mr. Burns>
SkyScraper October 6, 2007 22:30
First comment: 6 October, 2007 2 comments written
Why did the font change?
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