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Thursday, 5 May, 2005 by Eskimo <evil grin>
                    
                    
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@ "Oh, nice. Goodieeeeees!"
Something is written
here in the dust.   
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A board beneath you 
squeaks loudly.     
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|............| L LLL
-............| L LLL
|..........LL| & &&&
|.........LLL| L LL 
|.........LL@| LL LL
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You sense the presence of monsters. @ "Aaaargh! A Hearse trap!"


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Nameless May 5, 2005 02:50
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
gets an idea You know what this site needs? A rating system! You choose a rating and it averages them out for the comic rating. The best rated comics get into a special 'Best of' section of the site. Probably too much work to set up though...
Anyway, I didn't really like this one - 2/10
Beowulf May 5, 2005 06:39
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
It could also do with a fanart section for those of us weird enough to draw NetHack fanart. I did some the other day, by hand. If I can get my email working again I might turn it into a comic and send it in.

And I totally didn't get this one. What is meant by "Hearse"? I think this was addressed earlier but I'm too lazy to go and find it again.
Netaddict May 5, 2005 08:58
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
Hearse is a bones pile exchange system. Although strongly discouraged, it does lend itself to potential abuses..
freshme@ May 5, 2005 09:28
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Okay, I think I get it. Whoever supplied this bones file modified it so it includes a trap which will probably kill the character.

Dudley is lured in by the treasure trove, then the message that tells him to go for the potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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. But when he goes to the potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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the sqeaky board calls in the (master?) liches. RIP Dudley, killed by a cruel practical joke.
Beowulf May 5, 2005 09:59
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Ok, I get it. Now I'm laughing, I'm just glad I'm not Dudley.
blindcoder May 5, 2005 10:11
First comment: 21 March, 2005 27 comments written
The submitter must work on its item recognition skill. I see 5 mimics in this goodie room.
L May 5, 2005 13:41
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
The problem with fanart is that you have to sourcedive through monst.c in order to get the monster's physical descriptions correct. Like, did you know that GeryonGeryon is an arch-devil sometimes called the Wild Beast,
attacking with his claws and poison sting. His ranking in
Hell is rumored to be quite low.

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has a tail but no legs?

Then again, apparantly 9/10 of all monsters come from the D&D monster manuals. I suppose reading them would be much more elucidating.

Also, I was preparing a much better Hearse joke, but oh well.
Nesman May 5, 2005 14:58
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
blindcoder:
I think the rule about mimics only works in stores, not in rooms full of treasure from another playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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's bone file.
L May 5, 2005 15:13
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
No, it's very simple. Here's what each symbol means:
[ - a piece of armor
] - a mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can
assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may
assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the
chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature
and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its
meals to come in search of it.

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pretending to be a piece of armor

And also: I demand satisfaction for the lack of yesterday's comic! You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife[The crysknife] is manufactured in two forms from teeth taken
from dead sandworms. The two forms are "fixed" and "unfixed".
An unfixed knife requires proximity to a human body's
electrical field to prevent disintegration. Fixed knives
are treated for storage. All are about 20 centimeters long.
        [ Dune, by Frank Herbert ]

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without posting a strip per weekday.
Dion May 6, 2005 00:24
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Well, it was a little lapse of planning on my side... I left a hole for a comic that never came. I'll make up with a weekend comic some day :-)
Eskimo May 6, 2005 09:17
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Ups (my fault?) as in that case it's probably my original Pacman idea or something (note, I could not write this comment before today). Last month has just been work work work so writing submission has been way down on my priorities list.
Eskimo May 6, 2005 09:21
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Besides, @ killed all the mimics :-)
This comic was inspired by some rgrn thread way back where we wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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discussing making some really nasty bones files (on Hearse). Picture coming down the stairs and having 8 hostile Archons whacking at you immidiately. On dungeon level 4 or something. Yuck.
Kernigh June 24, 2005 21:58
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The successor to http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040212
Fathead May 31, 2006 22:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Goodness sakes.
Grognor April 12, 2007 06:27
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I still know never to download Hearse. Ever.

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