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Thursday, 3 March, 2005 by Tiny k
                    
                    
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@ "Rodney - Aha! You tried to kill me now I am back!"
                    
                    
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@ "Very funny wise guy, but now I have a way to defeat you once and for all!"
                    
                    
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: "Someone bothering you Dudley?"
@ "Are you serious? A newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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and a grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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@ "You don't know newts do you? They are killing machines!"


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Violist March 3, 2005 00:37
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
The Wizard of YendorNo one knows how old this mighty wizard is, or from whence he
came. It is known that, having lived a span far greater than
any normal man's, he grew weary of lesser mortals; and so,
spurning all human company, he forsook the dwellings of men
and went to live in the depths of the Earth. He took with
him a dreadful artifact, the Book of the Dead, which is said
to hold great power indeed. Many have sought to find the
wizard and his treasure, but none have found him and lived to
tell the tale. Woe be to the incautious adventurer who
disturbs this mighty sorcerer!

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(Wiz Hum Mal Cha), oo points, killed by a Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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-Grid BugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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gang. Drowned in the castle moat wearing concrete boots.
Beowulf March 3, 2005 01:09
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Oh, poor Rodney. He never had very good luck with those grid-bugs. He would always kill Dudley in such brutal ways but don't you think he was such a nice man anyway. NOT!
Christopher Allan Webber March 3, 2005 05:19
First comment: 29 October, 2004 9 comments written
I like where you are going Tiny K, but I do think that your writing could be a bit better. Try to avoid run-on sentences.
Otherwise else, fun stuff.
Nameless March 3, 2005 07:23
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Dudley = Pwn
Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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= Pwn
Dudley + Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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= UBER-PWN!!
Nice one. :-)
Q. E. D. March 3, 2005 07:30
First comment: 22 February, 2005 11 comments written
What's Pwn? I'm not that good a lingo ;)
Q. E. D. March 3, 2005 07:31
First comment: 22 February, 2005 11 comments written
I meant "at", not "a". sorry
grathomalarlian March 3, 2005 08:04
First comment: 3 March, 2005 3 comments written
Pwn=pawn
jtpk March 3, 2005 08:07
First comment: 11 May, 2004 29 comments written
actually, pwn is also used as a misspelling of 'own', e.g., 'pwn3d'
Netaddict March 3, 2005 09:14
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make any sense to say that Dudly "pwns" as that implies he can actually be effective.
Eskimo March 3, 2005 10:05
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Violinist (good comment!), hopy you didn't give away where the strips are going...

Agree with CAW that the writing needs some polish. At least in the sense that at least stupid me had to think twice to figure out which @ was Rodney and which was Dudley. Again, this is something for everyone sending in strips. And boy, now I don't like the writing of my strips anymore lol.

Violist March 3, 2005 10:34
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Violinist? Excuse me... slaps Eskimo around a bit in a jovial manner Thank you. :)
Goodgods March 3, 2005 19:21
First comment: 2 March, 2005 13 comments written

/me zaps a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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this-isn't-Teen-Idol at Eskimo and Christopher Allan Weber.
Lawful ihope July 7, 2005 20:01
First comment: 7 June, 2005 29 comments written
Maybe 'pwn' could be used as a translation for that one Hebrew word in the Bible?

:-P
Kernigh September 12, 2005 22:11
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Fathead April 26, 2006 05:32
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Oooh...disturbing. : )
Grognor April 8, 2007 06:03
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Dudley's not gonna die.
HK June 20, 2007 20:53
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Rodney, killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Quint Sakugarne January 1, 2008 07:47
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Aye.

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