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Thursday, 15 April, 2004 by Ricky Fitch
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to SLASH'EM 
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@ "I'm tired of always getting ripped to shreds in Nethack."
                    
                    
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@ "So I decided to try my hand at SLASH'EM."
                    
                    
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The grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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calls for help. DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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hits! JuiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

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hits. The ArchonArchons are the predominant inhabitants of the heavens.
However unusual their appearance, they are not generally
evil. They are beings at peace with themselves and their
surroundings.

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hits!


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Valjean April 15, 2004 00:20
First comment: 15 April, 2004 3 comments written
Grid bugs are usually 'x's.
Rico April 15, 2004 00:50
First comment: 6 April, 2004 3 comments written
Ah, true. 'd' is used for dogs, coyotes and other dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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-like animals.
Eskimo April 15, 2004 09:01
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Still a good laugh though
sid77 April 15, 2004 11:08
First comment: 15 April, 2004 15 comments written
Start thinking that Dudley plays with a cursed UNluckstone permanently ;)
Dion April 15, 2004 12:36
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Aarrgh, my fault. I thought grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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and did newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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. It's fixed now...
CordBar@aol.com July 11, 2004 07:23
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
HEY! Grid Bugs are NOT supposed to summon demons!!!!!
concerned citizen July 31, 2004 22:21
First comment: 31 July, 2004 1 comments written
Dude, is that your friend's mail address, cause at this rate his mail demonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

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is going to start delivering scrolls of fire to him in the dungeon. ;)
CordBar@aol.com August 1, 2004 16:15
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
This is MY email address.
L May 11, 2005 14:42
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Why is there a reptile in the lower doorwayThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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in the third frame?
...
Could it be that I've just won The Great Find-The-Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Contest that was going to be held next year?
ihope May 12, 2005 18:16
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
Congratulations! Log onto nethack.alt.org and I'll mail you a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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that says 'good for 1 amulet of yendorThis mysterious talisman is the object of your quest. It is
said to possess powers which mere mortals can scarcely
comprehend, let alone utilize. The gods will grant the gift of
immortality to the adventurer who can deliver it from the
depths of Moloch's Sanctum and offer it on the appropriate high
altar on the Astral Plane.

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at ihope's general store.'
Fathead April 4, 2006 01:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
'Course they can't, 'tleast not in NetHack!
Grognor April 4, 2007 22:18
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I enjoyed this one.
Domira of Mars April 6, 2007 05:56
First comment: 6 April, 2007 15 comments written
Very funny. ^_^
HK June 5, 2007 15:46
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Funny, very.
gneek May 30, 2008 16:55
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
SLASH'EM want you dead!

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