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Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 1 March, 2005

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Beowulf March 1, 2005 00:26
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I'm still laughing audibly. This gangster gridbug is way too funny.
maheshjr2000 March 1, 2005 01:00
First comment: 9 February, 2005 22 comments written
mahesh throws a flamethrower to dudley and pulls out he-mans sword and says "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL" and kills the grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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.(Im a huge fan of rp)
Q. E. D. March 1, 2005 01:17
First comment: 22 February, 2005 11 comments written
The flamethrower explodes killing both Mahesh and Dudley. The grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

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returns to life and rejoices with it's pet newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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tiny k March 1, 2005 01:45
First comment: 24 February, 2005 9 comments written
Just as an aside, its a little hard to notice, but in the last frame another newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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comes in. Anyone notice it?

tiny k
Beowulf March 1, 2005 02:11
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I noticed the second newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Violist March 1, 2005 02:43
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Wow, that's a wealthy gangsta gridbug :)

Go team gridbug! They should throw dudley to team antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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!
Nameless March 1, 2005 04:19
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Dudley should hire some lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might
be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich
variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in
its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but
moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some
gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it.
        [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ]

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. Gang warfare!
Beowulf March 1, 2005 05:23
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
If I wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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a lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might
be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich
variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in
its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but
moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some
gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it.
        [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ]

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I would not hire myself out to Dudley. It's too risky, I'd be killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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right off.
Me March 1, 2005 06:22
First comment: 1 March, 2005 4 comments written
I like nethack and all, but this is simply unfunny.
Schnee March 1, 2005 11:13
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
I agree with "Me"'s comment, actually. The comic definitely got a lot worse in recent times - mostly, it seems, because it tries to be funny based on characters and their quirks now instead of by being based on Nethack.
Irashtar March 1, 2005 14:11
First comment: 17 February, 2005 19 comments written
Well, thats one of the risks with having a group comic, because if you notice, recently Dion has passed the flame to everybody else.
Schnee March 1, 2005 15:28
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Indeed, and I think that's just what's the problem. Ah well - with luck, those who do the comic nowadays will either improve or get tired of it. ^_~ (Sorry, guys. It's not like I don't appreciate the effort, but I don't want to lie and say I like it when I don't, either.)
Nesman March 1, 2005 19:35
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
I didn't think it was that bad. I wasn't the funniest one I've ever seen, but it was still kind of funny.
Eskimo March 2, 2005 07:53
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Dion had bombs too during his career. Getting into the nethack mood of this comic takes some effort and some "out of bounds" bundling with the outside world should well be allowed.
It could well help to play nethack regularly too but who has time for that (sigh). Then again, after a few dozen ascensions one should know quite a lot.
If it makes you any happier those that I've sent in are nethack based but they wont appear for a while yet.
tiny k March 3, 2005 00:32
First comment: 24 February, 2005 9 comments written
I have actually been playing nethack for several years now. Sometimes humor needs to stretch reality a bit, i.e. spongebob living in a pineapple, three fingered characters, etc etc.
Kernigh July 26, 2005 22:16
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead April 26, 2006 05:23
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Platinum Yendorian Express CardThis is an ancient artifact made of an unknown material. It
is rectangular in shape, very thin, and inscribed with
unreadable ancient runes. When carried, it grants the one
who carries it ESP, and reduces all spell induced damage done to
the carrier by half. It also protects from magic missile
attacks. Finally, its power is such that when invoked, it
can charge other objects.

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?? Never heard of such a thing. Does it exist?
Newbie August 10, 2006 09:28
First comment: 10 August, 2006 3 comments written
I think Me and Schnee are being a bit harsh... dont you Fathead?
Grognor April 8, 2007 05:53
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Fathead: Yes. TouristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and
winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried
rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green
valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on
creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than
useful.
Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard
(BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number
he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of
Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant --
he decided after careful observation of the scenery that
inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was
horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the
occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-
ridden and tumbledown.
Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld.
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot".
        [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ]

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questMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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artifact.

Comic: Funny? Not as much as the last two.
HK June 20, 2007 20:18
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
*agrees with Grognor*

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