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Wednesday, 23 February, 2005 by Tiny k
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@ "Well, I completed my ascension kit, everything is +7, 3 amulets of life saving..."
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Violist February 23, 2005 00:18
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Haha, he just got owned. :)
Nameless February 23, 2005 01:39
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
LOL good one.
Plague February 23, 2005 01:52
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
So the OracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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isn't useless anymore and she suddenly becomes all-knowing. Sounds like she's been hooked up to the OracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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Digests.
  February 23, 2005 14:03
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Why would the oracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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be useless? I've always found its comments on formal languages to be quite funny. Not really helpful as far as the game is concerned, yes, but still...
Luinegaladh February 23, 2005 17:52
First comment: 8 February, 2005 5 comments written
``Not really helpful as far as the game is concerned, yes, but still...''

Don't know about you, but that constitutes uselessness to me. :D
JMesh February 23, 2005 20:24
First comment: 22 January, 2005 9 comments written
Guess whose back,
Yes he's back,
Jmesh is back,
You're all a bunch of n00bs.

Did you guys miss me?
JMesh February 23, 2005 20:33
First comment: 22 January, 2005 9 comments written
Hi guys,
Im the real JMesh.
A few guys from my Uni discovered this site and imitated me for a while. Apologies for this. I have discovered who the major culprit is and post his IP address so that you can perform your revenge if you so desire.

His IP address is:

129.31.73.14
Jmesh February 23, 2005 20:49
First comment: 22 July, 2004 14 comments written
The person calling themselves JMesh is actually Jeremy Bufton. His IP is 129.31.73.231. The IP he just posted is mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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. Please can you ignore his childish games though.
maheshjr2000 February 23, 2005 21:03
First comment: 9 February, 2005 22 comments written
Dion ban both of them!
JMesh February 23, 2005 21:53
First comment: 28 January, 2005 2 comments written
Actually Im the real JMesh and the other guys are imposters. there is so many of me youll never get rid of me nomatter how many of us you ban. Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beowulf February 23, 2005 22:04
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Congratulations Tiny K, this is one of the funnyest comics since Dion stopped writing them.

And oh look, the JMesh attack is back in it's full glory. We seem to have at least three of them.
? a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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of genicide. What do you want to genicide? JMesh. All JMeshes wiped out
Ant February 23, 2005 23:16
First comment: 23 February, 2005 2 comments written
You could always just ban *.ic.ac.uk <grin>
Plague February 23, 2005 23:50
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Hmm... what's the chance that all his friends play Nethack? 1 million to JMesh. Perhaps I should contact my friend with a cray-90 on his hands and let him brute force away...
in the mean time... bootIn Fantasyland these are remarkable in that they seldom or
never wear out and are suitable for riding or walking in
without the need of Socks. Boots never pinch, rub, or get
stones in them; nor do nails stick upwards into the feet from
the soles. They are customarily mid-calf length or knee-high,
slip on and off easily and never smell of feet. Unfortunately,
the formula for making this splendid footwear is a closely
guarded secret, possibly derived from nonhumans (see Dwarfs,
Elves, and Gnomes).
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vmlinuz, #login root, ********
perl -e 'while($Jmesh != @monsters("newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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")){polymorph($Jmesh);}'
tiny k February 24, 2005 06:26
First comment: 24 February, 2005 9 comments written
Hey thanks Beofulf... I appreciate the feedback!
Fathead April 20, 2006 03:55
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Incredible.
1338h4x September 19, 2006 22:08
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Ha! Brilliant.
Grognor May 2, 2007 00:19
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
He ascended before. But never again, and never will, right?

'Cause I STILL have never ascended. Oh, right.

I will never ascend, I will never ascend...
HK June 20, 2007 20:08
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
JMesh: 2
Jmesh: 3
JMesh: 4
JMesh: 19
Dion: 92
Everyone else: 4 (Integer overflow)
Grognor July 15, 2007 23:50
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
HK, that would lead to a negative number with a VERY high absolute value.
Toby Bartels September 8, 2007 02:09
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
Grognor: HK's integers appear to be unsigned (a superior default option IMO, but also the minority IME).
Melnor the Mad March 3, 2008 23:29
First comment: 19 February, 2008 23 comments written
You hear an explosion in the distance...

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