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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 30 August, 2004

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Monday, 30 August, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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"Where everybooody knows your naaame!"


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CordBar@aol.com August 30, 2004 03:22
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
Did I just hear a canine talk?????
Violist August 30, 2004 04:12
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Apparently so. Hey, where's this cafe? Me hungry!
d August 30, 2004 12:11
First comment: 30 August, 2004 6 comments written
Yes. Yes, you did.
Deal with it.
Am Shaedan August 30, 2004 15:22
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
This feels awfully familiar. Or is my mind just playing tricks with me?

Aargh! Help.
Phaedrus August 30, 2004 19:34
First comment: 30 August, 2004 1 comments written
ha-HA! fantastic work! keep it up.
d August 30, 2004 20:02
First comment: 30 August, 2004 6 comments written
Arf arf, baby.
CordBar@aol.com August 30, 2004 22:57
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
Btw, I bet those !s are !oBooze......
Anywayz August 31, 2004 11:04
First comment: 31 August, 2004 6 comments written
Not Holy Water"We want a word with you," said Ligur (in a tone of voice
intended to imply that "word" was synonymous with "horrifically
painful eternity"), and the squat demon pushed open the office
door.
The bucket teetered, then fell neatly on Ligur's head.
Drop a lump of sodium in water. Watch it flame and burn and
spin around crazily, flaring and sputtering. This was like
that, just nastier.
The demon peeled and flared and flickered. Oily brown smoke
oozed from it, and it screamed and it screamed and it screamed.
Then it crumpled, folded in on itself, and what was left lay
glistening on the burnt and blackened circle of carpet, looking
like a handful of mashed slugs.
"Hi," said Crowley to Hastur, who had been walking behind Ligur,
and had unfortunately not been so much as splashed.
There are some things that are unthinkable; there are some
depths that not even demons would believe other demons would
stoop to.
". . . Holy water. You bastard," said Hastur. "You complete
_bastard_. He hadn't never done nothing to _you_."
"Yet," corrected Crowley.
        [ Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett ]

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for sure, CorBar! ;-)
CordBar@aol.com September 1, 2004 01:33
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
You mis-spelt my name, and I wanna know why there's a talking d.
d September 1, 2004 05:37
First comment: 30 August, 2004 6 comments written
I escaped your name, CorBar. I wanted a life of independence, y'know? Arf, baby! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Anywayz September 1, 2004 10:36
First comment: 31 August, 2004 6 comments written
Who let the dogs out?
Sorry CordBar - I did a typo because dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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ate my keyboard and now I'm doing a copy paste for each letter - which BTW makes playing NH a bit slower would you believe it? ;-)
d September 2, 2004 19:52
First comment: 30 August, 2004 6 comments written
dances WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WHO? WHO?
d September 2, 2004 19:53
First comment: 30 August, 2004 6 comments written
Grrrrrr. Stupid code.
}dances{
Dion September 2, 2004 22:43
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
If you insist on *stars*, you can escape them with a backslash: \* will produce *.
CordBar@aol.com September 6, 2004 21:17
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
What is that talking canine? I know it's not some foolish poster pretending to be a former part of my email address.
Aqualicy December 11, 2004 11:14
First comment: 11 December, 2004 4 comments written
Very belated add-on: To everyone who didn't quite get the reference, it's from the opening theme to Cheers! I love how Dion knows all the awesome old shows; I think I've gotten EVERY obscure reference in this comic so far and I admire him all the more for his taste. :D

Makin' your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got...
freshme@ January 7, 2005 00:23
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Maybe the d is a werewolf in canine form.
DrDoog January 7, 2006 06:03
First comment: 7 January, 2006 2 comments written
NORM!
Fathead April 11, 2006 17:21
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Cheers!*

* Pun intended!
Grognor April 7, 2007 01:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I'm going to have to assume there's a reference here, because it sucks.
HK June 5, 2007 23:37
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Funny!
Ushigalushi October 22, 2008 07:14
First comment: 22 October, 2008 2 comments written
Wouldn't you like to get away?

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