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Friday, 27 August, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
                    
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@ "So, what's new today?"
                    
                    
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@ "Would you believe that there is nothing I have to say?"
                    
                    
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@ "Nothing ever happens in this dungeon."


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fake@notreal.lol.ha August 27, 2004 04:28
First comment: 27 August, 2004 1 comments written
Just like the start of a horror movie.
"Nothing ever happens here..."
thud thud THUD
"What that!?" turns around
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!
Mantar August 27, 2004 04:34
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Hey! A conga line of major demons!
Violist August 27, 2004 06:10
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Must be a bad case of writer's block. Or, there could be something involving beach volleyball-playing succubi...
Eskimo August 27, 2004 08:20
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Ummm, so did the dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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hit a poly trap (adding to the joke, somewhat unnecessarily though) or is it a Shift typo?
Dion August 27, 2004 10:21
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
It was intentional. Not all that happens is bad.
Crawler August 27, 2004 14:51
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
Stop eating yellow mould, Dudley....
Mantar August 28, 2004 00:51
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Hey! A conga line of major demons!
Mantar August 28, 2004 00:53
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Wow.. I didn't know that post data was still sitting in my browser since yesterday.. Oops!
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One September 29, 2004 00:06
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
Is said dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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tame or not?
Neutral ihope June 8, 2005 01:09
First comment: 8 June, 2005 14 comments written
I hope so.

'Tis my name after all :-)
Fathead April 11, 2006 17:18
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Not in the Harry Potter world, it isn't.

But if it was once your pet, it is tame. How odd.

Practicing funniness.
Grognor April 7, 2007 01:50
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Meh.
HK June 5, 2007 23:35
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Funny.
Zarquil October 4, 2008 07:04
First comment: 26 September, 2008 54 comments written
May you play in interesting times.

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