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Tuesday, 24 February, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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The rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can
turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no
time at all.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. touches you! Your ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mail rusts! 
                    
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      |.R@.|        
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@ Apply duct tape. 
                    
###########         
      --.-.-        
######.....|        
      |.R@.|        
######+....|        
      ------
The rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can
turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no
time at all.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. touches you! Your ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mail rusts!
@ Apply duct tape. Apply duct tape. 
                    
###########         
      --.-.-        
######.....|        
      |.R@.|        
######+....|        
      ------
The rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can
turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no
time at all.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. touches you! Your ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mail rusts!
@ "Come on! Aren't you done yet?"
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Waz July 15, 2004 09:53
First comment: 15 July, 2004 1 comments written
Yeah, stuff happens more than once sometimes. Hilarious.

:-(
L May 10, 2005 13:00
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Yer honour, I move for the last comment to be stricken from the record.
Fathead April 1, 2006 01:41
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Poor guy, expecting different results the second and third times around. I take back the comment I made re duct tape. :)
poergoe June 4, 2006 19:33
First comment: 4 June, 2006 3 comments written
Haha, poor bastard =(
LordDonut December 7, 2006 13:04
First comment: 7 December, 2006 4 comments written
Poor blighter...
Donut Lord December 7, 2006 13:05
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
Quite. Stop stealing m'name.
Grognor April 4, 2007 21:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Duct Tape is godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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HK June 1, 2007 05:22
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I still don't get it.
Antheridium August 8, 2007 06:40
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
On reviewing this one...

What is he trying to do with the duct tape? Is he using it on the monster? Or is he using it on himself?

Of course, nobody will ever see this comment.
Toby Bartels August 11, 2007 07:07
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
I see it!
gneek May 31, 2008 01:37
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Nice, I got

"Which character represents a suit or piece of armor?"

For the captcha thingy for this comment.
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