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Monday, 23 February, 2004

by Dion Nicolaas

########### --.-.- ######.....\| \|.R@.\| ######+....\| ------ You hit the rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no time at all. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Your long sword rusts completely!	########### --.-.- ######.....\| \|.R@.\| ######+....\| ------ @ "O mighty Kos"I am not a coward!" he cried. "I'll dare Thieves' House and fetch you Krovas' head and toss it with blood a-drip at Vlana's feet. I swear that, witness me, Kos the god of dooms, by the brown bones of Nalgron my father and by his sword Graywand here at my side!" [ Swords and Deviltry, by Fritz Leiber ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., mumble mumble..." You feel that Kos"I am not a coward!" he cried. "I'll dare Thieves' House and fetch you Krovas' head and toss it with blood a-drip at Vlana's feet. I swear that, witness me, Kos the god of dooms, by the brown bones of Nalgron my father and by his sword Graywand here at my side!" [ Swords and Deviltry, by Fritz Leiber ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is displeased.	########### --.-.- ######.....\| \|.R@.\| ######+....\| ------ @ "Where is Kos"I am not a coward!" he cried. "I'll dare Thieves' House and fetch you Krovas' head and toss it with blood a-drip at Vlana's feet. I swear that, witness me, Kos the god of dooms, by the brown bones of Nalgron my father and by his sword Graywand here at my side!" [ Swords and Deviltry, by Fritz Leiber ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. when you need him! It's time for..."	########### --.-.- ######.....\| \|.R@.\| ######+....\| ------ @ "Duct tape!"
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Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One	September 30, 2004 03:08
First comment: 28 September, 2004	64 comments written
Man, I love duct tape humor!!!
Lars	December 2, 2004 11:58
First comment: 2 December, 2004	5 comments written
Hey, good idea... don't be surprised if "a roll of duct tape" shows up in the next version.
ihope	April 22, 2005 01:48
First comment: 20 April, 2005	67 comments written
Let's patch it!
Gamer2k4	August 8, 2005 02:07
First comment: 8 August, 2005	1 comments written
lol...that was good ihope
Fathead	April 1, 2006 01:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
WADR, I seriously think "duct tape" jokes are overrated. But that's just me.
zzo38	March 4, 2007 03:34
First comment: 4 March, 2007	4 comments written
The secret weapon is duct tape. Probably better is use a non-metal weapon, such as a quarterstaff or something else is you may prefer it...
Grognor	April 4, 2007 21:09
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I used to run a website dedicated to duct tape.
Grognor	April 22, 2007 21:26
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
That website, by the way, is now dedicated to the Red Cross. http://www.freewebs.com/ducttapefacts
HK	June 1, 2007 05:20
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Weird, I just don't get it.
gneek	May 31, 2008 01:35
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
I can fix anything! Now, where is duct tape?

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