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Friday, 10 October, 2008

by Nameless

Today on Dudley's Dungeon ... DUDLEY DISAPPROVES	-------- a...a..\| .a'.aa.aa#@# ...a...\| .....$.\| -\|------ # # ## 1. Fast moving, hard hitting, hoard spawning, early appearing monsters.	The spikes wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. poisoned! You die... ..... %[ -------- .....%. ----- ...@... \| -...... \| \|..... -- --.----- --- 2. Instant death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. traps.
# # # -q--- \|...\| \|.h.\| \|..@\| ----- 3. Overly friendly mind flayers.	# # # -q--- \|...\| \|.h.\| \|..@\| ----- h "Good morning Dudley. I'd like to eat your brain ... that is, if you don't mind. Ah ha ha."	# # # -q--- \|...\| \|.h.\| \|..@\| ----- @ "No, shut up, it's not funny. Just YASD me already."
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idontexist	October 10, 2008 00:56
First comment: 19 July, 2008	35 comments written
Greatly done. "Just YASD me already" is an excellent line.
Wellan	October 10, 2008 02:12
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
I disapprove of this comic. Uh...I mean I approve of it.
Wonderer	October 10, 2008 02:22
First comment: 22 March, 2007	106 comments written
Hoard...grumble...
Antheridium	October 10, 2008 03:56
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Ehehehe. It should be possible to put dunce caps on monsters.
Ristipisto-Risto	October 10, 2008 08:07
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Excellent, simply excellent. Pure Hack humour and word plays. All you need. Laughed out loud for "that is, if you don't MIND".
Mantar	October 10, 2008 08:10
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Horde, horde, horde!
Looney	October 10, 2008 14:03
First comment: 26 January, 2008	29 comments written
But on the other hand, I'd love to have a monster that spawns a hoard... E for the joke, reduced to G for the goof.
gneek	October 10, 2008 16:36
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
Haha, panel 5 made it E.
@	October 11, 2008 00:17
First comment: 26 July, 2004	155 comments written
Lol.
MadDawg2552	October 30, 2008 15:49
First comment: 6 October, 2008	69 comments written
I've never had a mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings, especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle, the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence, eventually killing its victim. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. ask me if it's OK if he sucked my brains.