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Wednesday, 20 August, 2008 by Wellan
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Asidonhopo          
gets angry!         
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   /   REST IN   \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
 /                 \
 |     Dudley      |
 |   killed by     |
 | window shopping |
 |    *  *  *      |
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\//|
@ "Man, is that guy ever touchy."
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idontexist August 20, 2008 02:42
First comment: 19 July, 2008 35 comments written
I've done retail work and i can relate. But the real reason for wanting to kill customers is that retail is just BORING.
Antheridium August 20, 2008 06:05
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Bah, everyone window shops. I think the shopkeepers know that one of their unwritten functions is to help identify items.
T-Jack August 20, 2008 07:27
First comment: 16 March, 2008 52 comments written
Hey, I was right! Dudley Really Dies!
jftsang August 20, 2008 13:16
First comment: 9 May, 2008 13 comments written
WatchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. out, mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can
assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may
assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the
chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature
and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its
meals to come in search of it.

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Quint Sakugarne August 20, 2008 15:53
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
ROFL

You place your figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
        [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of an earth elementalElementals are manifestations of the basic nature of the
universe. There are four known forms of elementals: air, fire,
water, and earth. Some mystics have postulated the necessity
for a fifth type, the spirit elemental, but none have ever
been encountered, at least on this plane of existence.

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Slowpoke August 20, 2008 22:44
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Where's the window?
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