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Wednesday, 19 March, 2008 by Nameless
                    
Dudley's Dungeon is 
shamed to present...
                    
     Caturday;      
 It's ASCII Origins 
                    
                    
                    
@ "Please don't hate me for this."
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     |     ~~.~     
     |    ...~| w   
     |    ~~.@.#~   
     |     ~~.| ~   
     -|--------     
      #             
#########           
                    
You cannibal! You   
will regret this!   
                    
    ###########'    
    #   -----       
#####   |t..|       
   #####+..@|       
   #    -----       
####                
Ceiling monster is watching you masticate.
The woodchuckThe Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!

> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?

"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
        [ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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r "I are serious monster. This are serious game."
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.....^^^^^^^^^^^$%%.
And the very first  
lol@ himself ...    
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###       |L.L..|   
       ###..L..@|   
  ---- #  |.hL..|   
##...-##  |L..h.|   
  |{.|    -------   
@ "I can haz skrolls of jenoside?"
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Kernigh March 19, 2008 01:13
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
http://clusty.com/search?query=Caturday

Caturday is a day of the week when internet bloggers and forumers post photos of cats and annotate them with degraded messages. I remained unaware of this practice until someone placed a lolspeak message (without the catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
) in #slashem on Freenode. The above comic provides five examples to assert that lol@ preceed lolcat.

This is a subprime comic, I am lowering my interest rate!
Wellan March 19, 2008 01:22
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
...Whoa.
If there wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
hallucinogenic comics, this would be one.
Xero Storm March 19, 2008 02:31
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
i got ur kwest item kthx
Eight March 19, 2008 02:47
First comment: 19 March, 2008 1 comments written
I like. Very much.
Mikoangelo March 19, 2008 02:49
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
"lol@" made me laugh. Out loud.

Excellent.
Quint Sakugarne March 19, 2008 03:12
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "lol@"

I so didn't notice that at first.

Also, excellent concept. Not the best execution ever, but the format of Dudley's Dungeon doesn't really lend itself to elegance that well. But still well done.
Antheridium March 19, 2008 03:36
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Panel 3 is great.

Despite this reminding me of 4chan, I am going to give it an Excellent.
Eskimo March 19, 2008 08:26
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Ok, I'm going to kill myself now. Translating the Bible into lolspeak? Sheeesh, people have too much time.

"Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling CatWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit him. Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling CatWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
real happys."

Hebrews 13:15-16
jukka March 19, 2008 12:32
First comment: 22 November, 2006 57 comments written
..and Caturday is ASCII Origins? I didn't get that..
(Or should the first panel say "Its ASCII Origins"? When I see somebody write "It's" I am never sure whether the ' is meant to be there or whether it is there just because a common typo)
Nesman March 19, 2008 13:49
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
Visible Excellent ratings, akshully.
T-Jack March 19, 2008 16:33
First comment: 16 March, 2008 52 comments written
Meh, not that funny. F for the lower row.

jukka: I suppose that both versions say the same thing...
Slowpoke March 19, 2008 18:00
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Im in ur comments sekshun, wastin ur readin timez.
Rose March 19, 2008 18:29
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
<groan - wishing i wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
still ignorant of lolcat. reminds me of delores umbridge>

good comic. I like the woodchuckThe Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!

> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?

"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
        [ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
panel!
Slowpoke March 19, 2008 21:36
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Anyone who cares probably already knows about
http://lolcode.com/
and
http://www.lolpresidents.com/
but I am mentioning them anyway.
Grognor March 19, 2008 21:38
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Comic righting skillz. You has dem!
Grognor August 13, 2008 08:49
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Nope, not me.

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