Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 12 February, 2008 |
by Callie |
Take Your Son To
Ascension Day was
short-lived.
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@ "Hey Dadley! Are we there yet?"
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You faint from lack
of food. You regain
consciousness.
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@ "Hey Dadley, I'm hungry. Get me some food."
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###-.T@%.|
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@ "Hey Dadley, where's my puppy? Is he coming back? Can you get him? Please?"
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@ "Hey Dadley. I'm bored."
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@ "Hey Dadley, what's this do?"
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g - a
corpse (weapon
in hand)
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@ "Hey Dadley, I found this really cool shiny necklace thing but someone stole it. Is that bad?"
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gneek |
February 12, 2008 00:14
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First comment: 18 January, 2008 |
159 comments written |
I'm not a dad, but excellent! |
Wellan |
February 12, 2008 01:39
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
That just about makes sense.
Hee. |
Slowpoke |
February 12, 2008 03:03
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
Kudos to Callie from my father's son. |
SQLGuru |
February 12, 2008 13:55
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First comment: 23 October, 2006 |
77 comments written |
Could have saved it for Father's day and been more appropriate....but, none-the-less, E from me!
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Mordae |
February 12, 2008 14:25
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First comment: 11 May, 2007 |
116 comments written |
At least Dudley didn't have to change diapers in the dungeon :) Maybe the could offer babysitting services, though. |
Antheridium |
February 12, 2008 19:47
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Orrie? Are you kidding? I think he'd sooner ZOT babies than look at them. |
@ |
February 12, 2008 22:06
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First comment: 26 July, 2004 |
155 comments written |
I don't entirely get the last panel- He got an "oReflection but didn't keep it from the ? or is it supposed to signify adolescent problems? |
Slowpoke |
February 13, 2008 01:13
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
Maybe Orrie could do some inventory alchemy, and combine a holding with a of stinking , and let Zadoc handle the resulting mess. |
Looney |
February 13, 2008 02:20
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First comment: 26 January, 2008 |
29 comments written |
The last panel refers to Rodney stealing the . Yes, that would be bad. |
Antheridium |
February 13, 2008 05:26
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
holding with of stinking ... what would that create, a magical whoopee cushion? It seems like a strange way to produce a diaper, if that's what you thinking of. |
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February 13, 2008 05:30
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
I don't understand panel 5... the one about the . What's up there? |
jukka |
February 13, 2008 09:16
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First comment: 22 November, 2006 |
57 comments written |
Panel 5 looks like the front of the Castle, so I guess the refers to the wishing that is in one of the towers. |
Callie |
February 13, 2008 15:07
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First comment: 16 July, 2007 |
31 comments written |
It's actually supposed to be a striking. Notice where Dudley's standing in relationship to the drawbridge. |
Slowpoke |
February 13, 2008 18:24
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
It seems like a strange way to produce a diaper, if that's what you thinking of.
We're open to other ideas. As an alternative, could just put the kid in a lockable , and forget about him until he's past his teens.
For the potty-trained, there is always a large supply of scrolls of blank paper. |
/-o- |
February 13, 2008 19:57
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First comment: 13 February, 2008 |
1 comments written |
<b>For the potty-trained, there is always a large supply of scrolls of blank paper.</b>
The message 'The scrolls glow brown.' gets a new meaning now :( |
Slowpoke |
February 15, 2008 18:02
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
I now rate this thread 'E'. For 'Ewwwww'. |
Grognor, killed by a newt |
February 15, 2008 20:06
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First comment: 28 November, 2007 |
19 comments written |
the "" is The ! Losing that to a is a bad idea. |
Antheridium |
February 15, 2008 23:47
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Sometimes I wonder how horrifically annoying it would be if the could steal the and then do a random level-teleport, like a sane person would. Possibly leaving a clone behind to fight you (and drop a fake). |
Grognor's Ghost |
February 15, 2008 23:48
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First comment: 20 January, 2008 |
6 comments written |
For the potty-trained, there is always a large supply of scrolls of blank paper.
No, that's what you use the scrolls of stinking for! |
Looney |
February 16, 2008 05:27
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First comment: 26 January, 2008 |
29 comments written |
No, the scrolls of blank paper become scrolls of stinking after being used as diapers. It's like a . Only useless and disgusting. |
Antheridium |
February 16, 2008 23:50
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
And that's what you combine with the holding to make a diaper? Right.. |
Ugh |
February 17, 2008 10:04
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First comment: 17 February, 2008 |
1 comments written |
Why, oh why, are we talking about creating diapers in a nethack thread? Y'all need to go get laid and make babies or something. |
Grognor |
February 17, 2008 15:46
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
What do you want to throw? [FjqX or ?*] X
The soiled diaper misses the trash can. What a mess!--More--
The soiled diaper splashes over the Janitor's face!--More--
The Janitor is busy retching noisily.
I'm definately going to make a diaper patch... |
Antheridium |
February 17, 2008 23:19
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Oh my dear Grognor, you almost made ME retch. That was disgustingly funny. It actually reminds me of a Mr. Bean episode...
Regardless, please don't make a diaper patch. As hilarious as it seems, the idea of some poor monster with the business end of a diaper clinging to its face is almost too much to bear. |
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February 18, 2008 00:31
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Heeey... if you wear a clean diaper, can you get Slash'EM toilet effects when you're not actually on a toilet? And then it becomes a soiled diaper that you can throw at monsters? |
Custard |
February 18, 2008 09:16
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First comment: 1 December, 2007 |
10 comments written |
Hey Grognor, maybe you should make a "correct spelling" patch for yourself. |
Fathead |
February 18, 2008 21:57
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That's not fair. He only spelled one word wrong. |
Slowpoke |
February 18, 2008 23:11
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
Dear Ugh, I for one can attest that this diaper discussion comes from the voice of experience, i.e. I followed your advice long long ago and now I know far more than I wanted to on this subject. :) |
Custard |
February 19, 2008 08:43
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First comment: 1 December, 2007 |
10 comments written |
Grognor wouldn't worry about the minorness of someone's mistake, why should we give him any leeway? |
Antheridium |
February 20, 2008 20:53
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Because we shouldn't get dragged down to his level, silly. You become what you sneer at. |
Grognor |
August 13, 2008 08:42
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
That... wasn't... me... |
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