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Wednesday, 23 January, 2008 by HW
An invisible choir  
sings, and you are  
bathed in radiance..
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@ "Finally! After all that humiliation, personal sacrifice and great hardship i'm being rewarded with ..." 
You ascend to the   
status of Demigod...
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@ "... something that truly befits my great ... HOLD IT!" 
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@ "Only DEMIgodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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gneek January 23, 2008 01:58
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Always wondered why it's so unfair.
Wellan January 23, 2008 02:16
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Genius.
I'm to tired to say anything else.
G January 23, 2008 03:22
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
He thought his godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. wanted an equal?
Grognor January 23, 2008 04:02
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The voice of AnhurAn Egyptian god of war and a great hunter, few gods can match
his fury. Unlike many gods of war, he is a force for good.
The wrath of Anhur is slow to come, but it is inescapable
once earned. Anhur is a mighty figure with four arms. He
is often seen with a powerful lance that requires both of
his right arms to wield and which is tipped with a fragment
of the sun. He is married to Mehut, a lion-headed goddess.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. rings out: "Ingrateful mortal!" --More--
You descend to the status of mortal...

Dudley (Wiz Hum Mal Cha), 3931005 points, escaped in celestial disgrace... to his own godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Slowpoke January 23, 2008 17:56
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I rate this demiGood.
Grognor, killed by a newt January 23, 2008 21:10
First comment: 28 November, 2007 19 comments written
that "i" in "i'm" should be capitalized. The "celestial disgrace" was the only way I ascended, but that was my fault.
Grognor, killed by a newt January 23, 2008 21:12
First comment: 28 November, 2007 19 comments written
wonder if I should change my name back?
Antheridium January 23, 2008 21:27
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Nah. I can't even remember who you are.
Custard January 23, 2008 21:46
First comment: 1 December, 2007 10 comments written
I rate Grognor's comment Poor. Marked down heavily for use of "Ingrateful" instead of "Ungrateful".
Grognor's Ghost January 24, 2008 14:07
First comment: 20 January, 2008 6 comments written
Hahahaha.
Fathead February 12, 2008 00:42
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Goodness.
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