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Thursday, 17 January, 2008 by Richante
As Ogden kicks the  
doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details., it crashes    
open!               
  |-+--.--.--.--.--.
  |.....oG@.........
  |-+--+--.--.--.--.
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |-----------------
G "We're here to rescue you!" 
As Ogden kicks the  
doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details., it crashes    
open!               
  |-+--.--.--.--.--.
  |.....oG@.........
  |-+--.--.--.--.--.
  |..|@.|..|..|..|..
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |-----------------
@ "I'm finally free!" 
As Ogden kicks the  
doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details., it crashes    
open!               
  |-+--.--.--.--.--.
  |.oG@.............
  |-.--.--.--.--.--.
  |@.|..|..|..|..|..
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |-----------------
@ "A wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. called Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?" 
Dudley turns to     
flee!               
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |-+--.--.--.--.--.
  |.oG...@..........
  |-.--.--.--.--.--.
  |@.|..|..|..|..|..
  |..|..|..|..|..|..
  |-----------------
@ "You guys kill the Dark One... But he ruled rather by force and fear, if they might
avail; and those who perceived his shadow spreading over the
world called him the Dark Lord and named him the Enemy; and
he gathered again under his government all the evil things of
the days of Morgoth that remained on earth or beneath it,
and the Orcs were at his command and multiplied like flies.
Thus the Black Years began ...
        [ The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Still the same old Dudley.

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Wellan January 17, 2008 01:33
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
OK, fair enough. It's not hilarious, but it's not bad.
Antheridium January 17, 2008 05:33
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Yeah...

(Dudley Dating has appeared in the ads again. I must wash my eyes out.)
Grognor January 18, 2008 22:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
No tengo que comentar.
Fathead February 5, 2008 19:31
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Too bad, Grognor; you just did.

Dudley's done that before?
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