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videocrazy May 16, 2007 00:29
First comment: 25 March, 2007 10 comments written
I don't get it. Sailed right over my head.
Wonderer May 16, 2007 01:36
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Does it sound like this? http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=S0V8ju6XOek

(URL split to avoid some cryptic hover-script behaviour. Please recombine.)
Dav May 16, 2007 03:59
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
The simple ones are my favorites.
Kernigh May 16, 2007 04:05
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Recombined but escaped: http://www.youtube.com/wa%74ch?v=S0V8ju6XOek

However, I have to wonder how there is a relationship between a greased wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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lightning and the message, "Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash PlayerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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. Get the latest Flash playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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."
SQLGuru May 16, 2007 14:53
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
YouTube is blocked by my company.....but I can only assume it's a clip from the movie GreaseANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary
already sufficiently slippery.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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...

Greased Lightning! Go Greased Lightning!

Layne

P.S. I'm not personally into show tunes, but when you have a house full of women, GreaseANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary
already sufficiently slippery.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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is a very popular movie.
Alcari May 16, 2007 19:40
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
ah, blocking youtube to increase productivity...I've seen that before, made me play more nethack :P

Alternative
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v192736pJXYmQxX
Wonderer May 16, 2007 20:40
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Looks like Kernigh is missing some of the invocation artifacts needed to enter MolochAnd the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever
he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that
sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech;
he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall
stone him with stones.
And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off
from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto
Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.
And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes
from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill
him not:
Then I will set my face against that man, and against his
family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after
him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.
        [ Leviticus 20:1-5 ]

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's singing-and-dancing garage. That's what you get for not upgrading your system since Hack 1.0...

I gotta agree with Dav. Certain recent strips have made me truly appreciate single-panel puns. Especially as you could make far worse ones about greased wands.
Grognor May 20, 2007 06:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
What a horrible, evil reference.
Fathead May 22, 2007 00:13
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Pun not supplied.

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