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Thursday, 10 January, 2008 by Richante
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@ "I may have been orphaned as a incompetant wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., but this had only strength-
ened my resolve." 
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@ "I will ascend! I will show everyone just how good a spellbookThe Book of Three lay closed on the table. Taran had never
been allowed to read the volume for himself; now he was sure
it held more than Dallben chose to tell him. In the sun-
filled room, with Dallben still meditating and showing no
sign of stopping, Taran rose and moved through the shimmering
beams. From the forest came the monotonous tick of a beetle.
His hands reached for the cover. Taran gasped in pain and
snatched them away. They smarted as if each of his fingers
had been stung by hornets. He jumped back, stumbled against
the bench, and dropped to the floor, where he put his fingers
woefully into his mouth.
Dallben's eyes blinked open. He peered at Taran and yawned
slowly. "You had better see Coll about a lotion for those
hands," he advised. "Otherwise, I shouldn't be surprised if
they blistered."
        [ The Book of Three, by Lloyd Alexander ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-of-
wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-lock wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. can be." 
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@ "Really? 8 INT?"
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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 17

Comments

Grognor, killed by a newt January 10, 2008 01:07
First comment: 28 November, 2007 19 comments written
Ah.
Richante January 10, 2008 01:10
First comment: 27 August, 2007 32 comments written
Yep, I'm afraid the punchline is somewhat recycled from yesterday.
Wellan January 10, 2008 01:21
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Yeah. It's storyline buildup, I think.

Which doesn't change the fact that it's...not funny anymore.
Antheridium January 10, 2008 07:27
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The rating rainbow is so (placeholder) that I can't bear to mess it up.

Wellan's right, though. The sad thing is that it's still better than I could do.

SQLGuru January 10, 2008 13:09
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
I agree w/ Antheridium.....there are equal values in each category. How could one hope to achieve anything better?
@ January 10, 2008 13:35
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
lol, I pwned the rating rectangle

I say wait and see where the punchline goes.

Poor little orcOrcs, bipeds with a humanoid appearance, are related to the
goblins, but much bigger and more dangerous. The average orc
is only moderately intelligent, has broad, muscled shoulders,
a short neck, a sloping forehead and a thick, dark fur.
Their lower eye-teeth are pointing forward, like a boar's.
Female orcs are more lightly built and bare-chested. Not
needing any clothing, they do like to dress in variegated
apparels. Suspicious by nature, orcs live in tribes or
hordes. They tend to live underground as well as above
ground (but they dislike sunlight). Orcs can use all weapons,
tools and armours that are used by men. Since they don't have
the talent to fashion these themselves, they are constantly
hunting for them. There is nothing a horde of orcs cannot
use.
        [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. shaman...
Richante January 10, 2008 16:21
First comment: 27 August, 2007 32 comments written
Damn you, @. My perfect ratings! Destroyed!
Alcari January 10, 2008 20:25
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
hah, perfect rating restored :)
Richante January 10, 2008 22:12
First comment: 27 August, 2007 32 comments written
Yay! Thank you
Rose January 10, 2008 23:36
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
recycled? no way, this is great. now we have two outcasts ready to face the dungeon. its classic. it dumb and dumber. all we need is Cherry to complete the trilogy.
Slowpoke January 10, 2008 23:39
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I'm trying to decide what rating to assign to this one...
Slowpoke January 11, 2008 21:55
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Someone added an 'E' in the meantime. I am rating this one 'Poor' as a counterweight.
Grognor January 12, 2008 09:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
To keep the balance, I give a Fair.
Fathead January 12, 2008 21:56
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
To show I'm not heartless, I give it an em. Nah, on second thought, an eff; it's mildly amusing.
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