Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 12 November, 2007 by Nameless
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@ "I can't believe we're letting it end like this."
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@ "We failed. Adventurers will keep being killed for nothing. We escaped, but Cudley won." 
                    
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D "No. No, you're wrong, Dudley. We can still defeat him."
@ "What? How?" 
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D "We may be out of the dungeon, but this is still NetHack. And of that, you are the greatest." 
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D "There's still one way left to set everything right again, but only YOU can do it Dudley!" 
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   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
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 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  the Greater  |  
 |      Good     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|
@ "You know, somehow I figured it would end like this."
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Grognor November 12, 2007 11:12
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Rated good because he should have been killed by a falling piece of ceiling.
Grognor November 12, 2007 11:13
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
^ = fake
(No, It's excellent)
Grognor November 12, 2007 11:15
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
^ & (^)^2

You two are fakes, I'm the real Grognor. I can prove it.
Grognor November 12, 2007 13:21
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
^: It's a TRAP!
SQLGuru November 12, 2007 15:22
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
As long as it's not a TARP!

Layne
Grognor November 13, 2007 03:06
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I give up. You win. All four wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. fake. But there's no way to prove that. ImposterGrog, I -hate- you.
Grognor November 13, 2007 09:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Damn you. The above poster is an impostor as well. I hate this.
Grognor November 13, 2007 13:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
No, HE'S the impostor!
Fathead November 13, 2007 16:16
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Uh, where exactly was Dudley, and how exactly was he killed?
Antheridium November 14, 2007 08:23
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
He was on a negative level, and died the normal way adventurers on negative levels die. That's my guess, anyway.
MadDawg2552 October 6, 2008 16:06
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
Dudley is riding Dogly who is now a DragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., but he didn't have a saddleThe horseman serves the horse,
The neat-herd serves the neat,
The merchant serves the purse,
The eater serves his meat;
'Tis the day of the chattel,
Web to weave, and corn to grind,
Things are in the saddle,
And ride mankind.
        [ Ode, by Ralph Waldo Emerson ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and slipped off.
bun July 10, 2009 14:00
First comment: 10 July, 2009 1 comments written
noone cares that the #s show the continents?
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