Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 22 October, 2007 by Nameless
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& "Gangway! Gangway! Mail for you, Dudley." 
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@ "Oh, this must be my next batch of fan mail!"
d "You wish."
@ "Quiet, Dogley." 
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& "Actually, it's from C.O.R.P. It's very important that you read and understand it." 
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d "Well? What's it say? What's it ... Dudley?" 
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@ "But ... what about my store? What about this town?"
& "All of it, I'm sorry." 
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G "*hic* They're going to ... DEMOLISH the dungeon?"
& "They do legally own it now, sir." 
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@ "You DARE say I have to WHAT?!"
& "You have a week to vacate the premises." 
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d "Well?"
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@ "... An amusement park? :-(" 
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@ "An AMUSEMENT park?! >:-(" 
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d "An amusement park! :-D"
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And thus, a new story arc begins ...

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SomeoneElse October 22, 2007 01:17
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Not funny, but promising something good. It had better be good.
Gadora October 22, 2007 02:40
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
It looks like an interesting set-up.
  October 22, 2007 12:45
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Huh? But they all could easily get a job in the park! IzchakThe shopkeeper of the lighting shop in the town level of the
gnomish mines is a tribute to Izchak Miller, a founding member
of the NetHack development team and a personal friend of a large
number of us. Izchak contributed greatly to the game, coding a
large amount of the shopkeep logic (hence the nature of the tribute)
as well as a good part of the alignment system, the prayer code and
the rewrite of "hell" in the 3.1 release. Izchak was a professor
of Philosophy, who taught at many respected institutions, including
MIT and Stanford, and who also worked, for a period of time, at
Xerox PARC. Izchak was the first "librarian" of the NetHack project,
and was a founding member of the DevTeam, joining in 1986 while he
was working at the University of Pennsylvania (hence our former
mailing list address). Until the 3.1.3 release, Izchak carefully
kept all of the code synchronized and arbitrated disputes between
members of the development teams. Izchak Miller passed away at the
age of 58, in the early morning hours of April 1, 1994 from
complications due to cancer. We then dedicated NetHack 3.2 in his
memory.
                [ Mike Stephenson, for the NetHack DevTeam ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. could sell souvenirs, gnomes'd have this great musical, and Rodney could run all those game thingies (Hit the bottles and win the [cheap plastic imitation of] Amulet of YendorThis mysterious talisman is the object of your quest. It is
said to possess powers which mere mortals can scarcely
comprehend, let alone utilize. The gods will grant the gift of
immortality to the adventurer who can deliver it from the
depths of Moloch's Sanctum and offer it on the appropriate high
altar on the Astral Plane.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!). I can't see why they can complain.
projo October 22, 2007 14:22
First comment: 22 October, 2007 2 comments written
Why so little Es? This is a great concept.
Dol October 22, 2007 17:21
First comment: 27 March, 2007 24 comments written
This sounds amusing...

Even though there's no real punchline, I like how the last two rows are laid out. Fresh storylines are also exciting. A good cliffhanger, I say, or something like that. Definitely makes me want more.
Fathead October 22, 2007 18:03
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Real cute with the smilies.

How do you do small caps?
Jack Simth October 22, 2007 23:30
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
There is a message for a demolished dungeon.... usually only happens when there's a fatal error (not often).... but kinda appropriate here.
Fathead October 24, 2007 02:06
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Your name is Simth?
Grognor October 25, 2007 04:21
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
A novel idea executed perfectly.
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