Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 28 August, 2007 |
by Richante |
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@ "Hello Dudley, welcome to "
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@ "The wishing is an item of great power: An eternal fulfiller of wishes."
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@ "How do I get it?? How do I get it??"
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Some time later...
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You hit the with the rusty -opener. The bites. The bites.
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You hit the with
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@ "I can't believe I traded everything except my -opener for that consultation."
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The dies.
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@ "But at last I know the secret of the wishing!"
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@ "First, dig out enough space to hold 255 monsters..."
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What do you want to
polymorph into?
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@ "Then polymorph into a , and multiply 254 more gremlins."
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You hit the .
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@ "Now petrify every using a corpse."
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You cast force bolt.
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@ "Then smash all the statues into stones, and put them all in a pile."
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You zap the
polymorph.
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@ "Polymorph the pile of stones to create Wiggleplump, the of Annihilation."
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You cast stone to
flesh.
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@ "Cast stone to flesh to create Grumpcobble, the Gluttonous Fat of Destruction."
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You hit Grumpcobble
with the thoroughly
rusty -opener.
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@ "The only weapon he is vulnerable to is the thoroughly rusty -opener..."
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Grumpcobble dies!
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@ "Carry his 8000 weight corpse to the of on the astral plane..."
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make install
@ "Save, , edit objects.c, recompile Nethack, load..."
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f - the
Wishing
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@ "And finally, our is complete!"
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Average rating: Good Number of ratings: 23
Comments
P |
August 28, 2007 01:25
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First comment: 3 April, 2006 |
11 comments written |
Quite long. |
Slowpoke |
August 28, 2007 01:41
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
The length was OK and seemed to be building to something funny, but somehow the last two panels didn't do it for me. |
Antheridium |
August 28, 2007 04:32
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
I see the Usenet was filling in for the Nethack today. |
Ib |
August 28, 2007 09:06
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First comment: 31 July, 2007 |
12 comments written |
This was quite funny, actually, in my opinion. |
SomeoneElse |
August 28, 2007 13:02
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
I was hoping it would lead up to something funnier, to be honest. |
Skyrock |
August 28, 2007 13:07
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First comment: 26 July, 2007 |
41 comments written |
Too expatiated, but it reminds me of some rumors about ridiciously hidden eastereggs in old videogames, so I give it a M. |
Fathead |
August 28, 2007 20:28
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That was funny! (Funny weird.) |
Jack Simth |
August 28, 2007 22:56
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First comment: 3 January, 2005 |
59 comments written |
Well, the real joke is that when you're going to THAT MUCH trouble to get an item (he did, after all, edit objects.c and recompile nethack) you can skip most of it simply by way of replacing an item that is automatically given to your class of choice. |
Antheridium |
August 29, 2007 04:11
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Well, if you ask me, the joke is that the sent him on a sarcastic and completely unnecessary snipe hunt, and he was stupid enough to actually fall for it. |
Armv |
August 30, 2007 00:24
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First comment: 5 October, 2006 |
28 comments written |
Unfortunately for Dudley the "Wishing" part is an acronym for "Willful invoktion shall have a instant gathering". |
Grognor |
September 2, 2007 00:15
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
No me gusta. |
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