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1338h4x June 5, 2007 01:38
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Huh?
Purple Koopa June 5, 2007 01:52
First comment: 20 June, 2006 16 comments written
The nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is
beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was
pain. There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a
warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
[ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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wants to hug him to get his stuff, the owlbearOwlbears are probably the crossbreed creation of a demented
wizard; given the lethal nature of this creation, it is quite
likely the wizard who created them is no longer alive. As
the name might already suggest, owlbears are a cross between
a giant owl and a bear. They are covered with fur and
feathers.

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/carnivorous apeThe most highly evolved of all the primates, as shown by
all their anatomical characters and particularly the
development of the brain. Both arboreal and terrestrial,
the apes have the forelimbs much better developed than
the hind limbs. Tail entirely absent. Growth is slow
and sexual maturity reached at quite an advanced age.
[ A Field Guide to the Larger Mammals of Africa by Dorst ]

Aldo the gorilla had a plan. It was a good plan. It was
right. He knew it. He smacked his lips in anticipation as
he thought of it. Yes. Apes should be strong. Apes should
be masters. Apes should be proud. Apes should make the
Earth shake when they walked. Apes should _rule_ the Earth.
        [ Battle for the Planet of the Apes,
                by David Gerrold ]

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wants to hug him to crush him, and the eelThe behaviour of eels in fresh water extends the air of
mystery surrounding them. They move freely into muddy, silty
bottoms of lakes, lying buried in the daylight hours in summer.
[...] Eels are voracious carnivores, feeding mainly at
night and consuming a wide variety of fishes and invertebrate
creatures. Contrary to earlier thinking, eels seek living
rather than dead creatures and are not habitual eaters of
carrion.
[ Freshwater Fishes of Canada, by Scott and Crossman ]

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wants to hug him to wrap itself around him and drown him.
SomeoneElse June 5, 2007 02:11
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
That's not an eelThe behaviour of eels in fresh water extends the air of
mystery surrounding them. They move freely into muddy, silty
bottoms of lakes, lying buried in the daylight hours in summer.
[...] Eels are voracious carnivores, feeding mainly at
night and consuming a wide variety of fishes and invertebrate
creatures. Contrary to earlier thinking, eels seek living
rather than dead creatures and are not habitual eaters of
carrion.
[ Freshwater Fishes of Canada, by Scott and Crossman ]

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, it's a krakenOut from the water a long sinuous tentacle had crawled; it
was pale-green and luminous and wet. Its fingered end had
hold of Frodo's foot, and was dragging him into the water.
Sam on his knees was now slashing at it with a knife. The
arm let go of Frodo, and Sam pulled him away, crying out
for help. Twenty other arms came rippling out. The dark
water boiled, and there was a hideous stench.
[ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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. What else would it be around the WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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's moat?
Fathead June 5, 2007 04:32
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Waah. I wanna refund.
G June 5, 2007 05:32
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Took me a moment but I like it!
Tharis June 5, 2007 05:35
First comment: 12 October, 2005 20 comments written
It's cute.
DaHusky June 5, 2007 06:49
First comment: 4 June, 2007 27 comments written
Run away! Quick!
L June 5, 2007 07:58
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Isn't this a parody of that "YouTube" flick that everyone's joking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Paradox June 5, 2007 08:57
First comment: 5 October, 2006 17 comments written
"We All Just Want to be Held Sometimes" (c)OOTS
jukka June 5, 2007 11:23
First comment: 22 November, 2006 57 comments written
I wouldn't call those hugs completely free..
Dav June 5, 2007 16:27
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Cute.
Grognor June 5, 2007 20:21
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Nice.

I thought the Y was a monkey"Listen, man-cub," said the Bear, and his voice rumbled like
thunder on a hot night. "I have taught thee all the Law of
the Jungle for all the peoples of the jungle--except the
Monkey-Folk who live in the trees. They have no law. They
are outcasts. They have no speech of their own, but use the
stolen words which they overhear when they listen, and peep,
and wait up above in the branches. Their way is not our way.
They are without leaders. They have no remembrance. They
boast and chatter and pretend that they are a great people
about to do great affairs in the jungle, but the falling of
a nut turns their minds to laughter and all is forgotten.
We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink
where the monkeys drink; we do not go where the monkeys go;
we do not hunt where they hunt; we do not die where they die...."
        [ The Jungle Book, by Rudyard Kipling ]

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, which also steals your stuff. But I guess it works that it's an owlbearOwlbears are probably the crossbreed creation of a demented
wizard; given the lethal nature of this creation, it is quite
likely the wizard who created them is no longer alive. As
the name might already suggest, owlbears are a cross between
a giant owl and a bear. They are covered with fur and
feathers.

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as well...
Thyra June 15, 2007 19:23
First comment: 15 June, 2007 3 comments written
SomeoneElse: it's not the WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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's moat, it's Ludios.
Aykavil June 20, 2007 00:58
First comment: 30 March, 2006 8 comments written
Thyra: 1!
And there's still another thing to guess...
Quint Sakugarne January 3, 2008 20:29
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
And now you have the "All You Need Is Love" Beatles song in my head.

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