Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 28 May, 2007 by Dol
                    
                    
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  Officer Tehiezel
K "Nasty place this dungeon, let me tell you. There are weapons literally lying around." 
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K "Crimes are all too common — fights, theft, prostitution, even murder! You name it." 
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K "These adventurers have no respect for the law — not even those so-called lawfuls!" 
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K "And guess what? We're lucky up here. On the lower levels you need the ARMY! It's just..." 
                    
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K "See? Asidonhopo's store is around the corner. I bet it's some shoplifting rogueI understand the business, I hear it: to have an open ear, a
quick eye, and a nimble hand, is necessary for a cut-purse; a
good nose is requisite also, to smell out work for the other
senses. I see this is the time that the unjust man doth
thrive. <...> The prince himself is about a piece of iniquity,
stealing away from his father with his clog at his heels: if
I thought it were a piece of honesty to acquaint the king
withal, I would not do't: I hold it the more knavery to
conceal it; and therein am I constant to my profession.
        [ Autolycus the Rogue, from The Winter's Tale by
                William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. again." 
You throw a cream   
pie. The cream pie  
hits Dudley!        
                    
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K "OK, you little rascal! Stop right there — and don't try anything funny!"
@ "Aiee!" 
You hit Dudley!     
Asidonhopo zaps a   
wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed.  I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death.  You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.'  There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet.  'Go!' said Gandalf.  With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details.. Dudley is hit!
                    
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K "Thanks, Asidonhopo. Kids today...they just don't stop until you zap them."
@ "No problem." 
You hit Dudley!     
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@ "Ow!"
K "Boss, the camera is on..."
K "Bah, I'll make them cut it out later." 
You close the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details.. 
You lock the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details..  
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K "...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough luck..."
@ "Hrmph." 
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K "And so it goes on. Another day in the dungeon."
@ "Wasn't this supposed to be MY show?!"
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