Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 22 February, 2007 |
by Daverd |
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@ "Oh no! I must have hit the wrong key!"
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Your diluted cancellation shatters! You are caught in the blast! You die...
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a monomorph
an
refraction
a of
smelly
a chilliness
a of
translucency
a hoping
Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] y
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Comments
Mr. DOS |
February 22, 2007 00:19
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First comment: 10 January, 2006 |
40 comments written |
So I'm not the only person who does that... <_<
...ooh! First post!^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B
--- Mr. DOS |
G |
February 22, 2007 01:07
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Lovely! |
Talita |
February 22, 2007 02:13
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First comment: 7 February, 2007 |
20 comments written |
"A of translucency"... "A hoping"...
XD Brilliant! |
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February 22, 2007 07:18
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Lol, some great puns here :) |
L |
February 22, 2007 08:54
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
I think the "diluted " premise is a bit too confusing. |
G |
February 22, 2007 10:20
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Great |
SQLGuru |
February 22, 2007 14:49
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First comment: 23 October, 2006 |
77 comments written |
Helm of Intuition
Boots of briskness
of mild buzz
of misplacement
Layne |
Jmadman311 |
February 22, 2007 17:26
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First comment: 23 May, 2006 |
17 comments written |
Awesome. :) |
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February 22, 2007 18:40
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Half-
of silver detection
A debit card
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Dav |
February 22, 2007 20:39
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First comment: 26 June, 2004 |
147 comments written |
Heh, I wish I had thought of "a debit card". |
SomeoneElse |
February 22, 2007 21:00
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Teehee. |
Jac |
February 22, 2007 22:30
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First comment: 26 May, 2006 |
48 comments written |
static electricity
of not-that-much
of vibration
detection |
Mighty Tater |
February 23, 2007 17:04
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First comment: 8 February, 2007 |
15 comments written |
Cant.. stop ... laughing |
Veinor |
February 28, 2007 00:51
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First comment: 1 November, 2006 |
12 comments written |
itchy throat
alternative lifestyle
SP (sensory perception)
of nearsightedness
of numbness
of shame-on-you |
Fathead |
February 28, 2007 01:04
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
A "hoping"... you guys crack me up. E! |
Def |
February 28, 2007 12:26
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First comment: 28 February, 2007 |
1 comments written |
indigestion
disagreement
life savings
minor nothing |
rpresser |
March 1, 2007 06:12
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First comment: 6 October, 2005 |
51 comments written |
of warmth
ordinary small arms fire
dirt kicking
of amuse monster ("the monster looks disdainfully at your orcish mail, and attacks you in the name of Gucci")
of overlook
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scwizard |
March 8, 2007 03:17
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First comment: 18 August, 2006 |
12 comments written |
Wonderful, simply wonderful. |
Grognor |
April 22, 2007 09:19
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
labeled
of lock
(z)ap n In which direction? 2
The arc-lic casts a spell!
Monsters appear from somewhere!
The summons Juib!
stings! You feel kinda sick...
You almost die... Do you want some of your possessions identified?
This is the funniest comic... ever. |
Thyra |
June 15, 2007 20:24
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First comment: 15 June, 2007 |
3 comments written |
of some
a lithium crystal
of homicide
of ambling
the blessed rustproof +7 Rainbringer
medium chunk of |
Kerta |
December 15, 2007 16:01
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
8 pieces of eight
A blessed +10 Excalipoor
a blessed rustproof +4 Wrist
a long short sword
a +0 dimestaff
a evening star
a sword
a dwarvish Matlock
an triangulation
the Rodney
the Eye of an Ethiopian
the Heart of a Man
the Mitre of Saws
the Sceptre of Meek
a square mail
a helm of back alignment
a +0 pair of ground walking boots
a pair of concrete shoes
a mail
a mommy wrapping
a of rejection
a helm of dullness
a of misidentify
a of remove blessing
a of tap
a of dialysis
a of self detection
a Swedish meatball
a corpse
a moldy corpse
a of charge with crime
a of force deadbolt
a of cure health
a of turn undead (in circles)
a of make familiar
a of teleport to
a of wall detection
a of magic cartography
a of knock over
a of tip dishwasher
a protection from cross dressers
a propose constitution
a surprise monster
a glancing
a police action
a monopoly
a
a slapping
a charging
a catnap
a poking
a near- experience
a fishing
a medium box
a containing
a magic
a gift card
a pranks
a cheap camera
a blessed set of D&D figurines
a of a garden
a cubic zirconium stone
a kidney stone
; - a piece of a (Half a )
m - a (tiny )
p - a (foam )
u - a or (peaceful zebra )
D - a (pink )
V - a ( the Thruster)
I think I went a little overboard... |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 2, 2008 22:15
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
As the list went on...I couldn't stop laughing...
STUFF THAT'S "DILUTED"
the +0 Dwagonsbane
the +0 Dragons are Banal (for bored adventurers)
Bell of Making Ajar
of toe of
levity
advising
the +0 Cloudbringer
turn dead (in their graves)
make undead
turn goth
the +0 Slight
the "+0 or" Crist (governor of Florida)
the Eye of the Slightly-on-top-of-world
the Eye of the Just-One-Town (think RPGs)
yawn
tap
making slightly more difficult to open
can of petroleum jelly
a medium-length sword
a bronze
a dented wok
a pair of plodding shoes
a pair of temperate forest sneakers
a pair of soft shoes
an imitation leather helm
an imitation leather armor
y a (grey )
& a major (Ampersand)
a moist towelette
a pair of colored contact lenses
a political whistle
a bronze dish mail
cheap porcelain imitation of the (The shatters! Oh wait, that wasn't the real thing!)
e an eye or (not-very-surprising )
e an eye or (settled non-buoyant eye)
a an or other insect (cadet )
a helm of orthogonal alignment
a reinstatement (I'd like that reactivate that Yendorian Express card...)
a draining (should not be rechargeable)
e an eye or (slightly chilly )
e an eye or (subtly gay )
e an eye or (politely speaking )
a labeled DUAM XNAHT ON
a bright (it definitely won't leave your mind dulled!)
a Dulles
a make monsters feel somewhat uncomfortable
a partial transparency
$ a pile of coins (copper pieces)
% a piece of food (aluminum can)
k a (cobalt)
E an (carbon )
D a (technicolor )
a of polyglot
a of polyticks
a dilution
What, you didn't see that last one coming from the start?
OTHER PARODIES (caution: may be correlated with above list)
brevity
hesitation
bad puns
the "i" of the Tapioca
@ a wrestling pirate (Grappling )
petroleum jelly (...?)
a pair of plotting shoes
a labeled NOEGNUD SYELDUD
a scrambled ( + rotation)
a sinking
a labeled NETNEM XNAHT (know your enzyme kinetics, biology students!)
a an or other insect (a Beatle)
You enter an IRC channel! Quint_Sakugarne zaps a fire! -more-
a ugly
a exaggeration (uh-oh...here come more jokes...)
? a (today's edition of Minetown Digger) |
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April 27, 2008 20:19
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
i - a minor (11-year-old ) |
Fredil |
April 28, 2008 01:59
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First comment: 17 April, 2008 |
26 comments written |
a breadstick
a 20 lumens
a something
a cracking (digging)
a lies
a rust hinges
a magic bullets
a make translucent
a make slightly ajar
a groping
a detection
a make lethargic
a jogging
a tapping (striking)
a undead rotation
a cool
a hot air
a thunder
a drowsiness
a cance...
a create nothing
a monomorph (sorry :P)
a dislocation
a sleep ()
a hoping (sorry again :P)
an minor change
an brain detection
an partial revivification
an breathing
an refraction :P
an yawning
an sore throat
an some changing
an versus mosquito bites
a cheap wooden imitation of the
an
a bread
a look at me!
a the munchies
a -1 AC
a protection from shapes
a quiet
a sustaining pedal (on a piano)
a monitoring (warning)
a irritate monster
a broken heater
a gain Declaration of Independence (gain constitution)
a barbell summoning
a looking at sexy female demons (increase accuracy)
a punch slightly stronger
a translucency
a poison resistance (couldn't think of anyting)
a see black lights
a rusted lightning rod
a broken air conditioner
a pay-per-turn
a hovering
a platelets
a glancing (searching)
a medium digestion
a dislocation
a debacle
a monomorph (well it was a good idea)
a monomorph control (doesn't do much does it!)
a undislocation
a halloween candy (food ration)
a stuff ration ( ration)
a c-ration
a k-ration (notice no capitals)
an intestine ration
a milk pie
a misfortune cookie
a copper of dried
a monolithium block
a translucent
scratched lenses
a wet
a of carrying
an abdomen (a )
a box (ice box)
a non- (Paradoxical )
a skin
a pouch
a of hydrogen
a of (yep, booze)
a of carrot juice
a of cure blindness
a of common cold
a of where-the-heck-am-I
a of extra healing (healing)
a of alcohol
a of mud (this is really lame - from Neopets, where Mud Mixture heals you when used in battle)
a of atheist's
a of sustain ability
a of yawning
a of astigmatism
a of Monster (Monster is an energy drink)
a of translucency
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Fathead |
June 25, 2008 01:47
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
The one written by ___ on February 22, 2007 18:40 was almost a haiku! |
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