Dudley's dungeon

! Noobley has joined
  the channel.      
< HotMamma43> Hi    
  there, Noobley.   
< Noobley> Hello.   
  I'm kind of new at
  this.             
< HotMamma43> I had 
  a hunch.  ;-)     

< Noobley> Can you  
  help me with some-
  thing, HotMamma?  
< HotMamma43> Maybe.
  Tell me about     
  yourself first.   
  Just how much     
  experience do you 
  have, Noobley?    

< Noobley> Well, I'm
  18.  But I got    
  all of my         
  experience at once
  from a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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< HotMamma43> Oh my!
  Lucky you.  ;-)   
* Noobley grins.    
                    

< HotMamma43> And   
  you say you're new
  at this?          
< Noobley> Well,    
  I've only done    
  this a few times. 
< HotMamma43> You   
  really ARE new!   
* Noobley smiles.   

< HotMamma43> Tell  
  me more about     
  yourself, Noobley.
< Noobley> Well, I'm
  a male            
  archeologistArcheology is the search for fact, not truth. [...] 
So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, 
and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried 
treasure, and X never, ever, marks the spot.
        [ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ]

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< HotMamma43> Oh?   
  Where's your whip?
   ;-)              

< Noobley> It was   
  just stolen by a  
  nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc.  A nymph's beauty is
beyond words:  an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes.  A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence.  A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror.  Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him.  Everywhere there was blood.  There was
pain.  There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream.  He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later.  Her song was a
warning.  But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently.  The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
    [ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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  hat and my leather
  jacket too.       
< HotMamma43> A     
  nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc.  A nymph's beauty is
beyond words:  an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes.  A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence.  A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror.  Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him.  Everywhere there was blood.  There was
pain.  There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream.  He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later.  Her song was a
warning.  But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently.  The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
    [ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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  you're having fun.
   ;-)              

< Noobley> You could
  say that.  ;-)    
< HotMamma43> So,   
  what are you      
  wearing right now?
< Noobley> Nothing  
  at all.           
< HotMamma43> You're
  naked?            

< Noobley> Yeah.    
* HotMamma43 giggles
< Noobley> So, are  
  you very          
  experienced at    
  this, HotMamma?   
< HotMamma43> You   
  could definitely  
  say that.  ;-)    

< Noobley> I have a 
  problem that I    
  think you can     
  help me with,     
  HotMamma.         
< HotMamma43> Is it 
  a big problem?    
< Noobley> It's     
  really big.       

< HotMamma43> Tell  
  Mamma how she can 
  help you with     
  your BIG problem. 
< Noobley> Well...  
* HotMamma43 waits  
  expectantly.      
                    
                    

< Noobley> Do you   
  think I can beat  
  this purple       
  pythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made.  And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden:  but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.  And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:  for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.  And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done?  And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat.  And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:  And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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  bare hands,       
  HotMamma?         
                    
                    
                    

< HotMamma43> No.   
  Use your          
  pick-axeThe mine is full of holes;
With the wound of pickaxes.
But look at the goldsmith's store.
There, there is gold everywhere.
        [ Divan-i Kebir Meter 2, by Mevlana Celaleddin Rumi ]

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< Noobley> Oh, yeah.
  Duh.