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shel	October 26, 2006 01:05
First comment: 19 August, 2005	107 comments written
If puns wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. meatSome hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit. [ Grace Before Meat, by Robert Burns ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., this would be the wurst
	October 26, 2006 01:14
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
More shorties!
Rose	October 26, 2006 01:31
First comment: 3 July, 2006	79 comments written
sweet
A	October 26, 2006 02:00
First comment: 24 October, 2006	70 comments written
Realy nice one!
Nobody Special	October 26, 2006 02:27
First comment: 8 June, 2005	118 comments written
That gives me an idea for a new dungeon branch/minigame, like SokobanSokoban (Japanese for "warehouse person") is a puzzle-type game where the player must push around treasure to a goal area. It apparently won first prize in a Japanese programming contest. [ Xsokoban web site ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.: undead Tetris!
acheron	October 26, 2006 05:12
First comment: 1 June, 2004	63 comments written
ba dum bum. You hear a cymbal crash.
Ristipisto-Risto	October 26, 2006 08:45
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Good ole word plays. Never get old.
SJS	October 26, 2006 17:48
First comment: 26 October, 2006	1 comments written
Oddly enough, I've never cast turn undead in a nh game.
Mikoangelo	October 26, 2006 20:20
First comment: 19 October, 2005	82 comments written
This is the near-lost art of great comics; No-dialogue jokes. Unquestionably excellent.
GreyKnight	October 27, 2006 05:04
First comment: 24 March, 2006	48 comments written
ding
Fathead	October 30, 2006 21:58
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Shel, I couldn't have said it better. :o)
Grognor	April 20, 2007 07:34
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I could say it better. If, puns, wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. meatSome hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit. [ Grace Before Meat, by Robert Burns ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.... ***, this, would, be... the WURST! </shatner>
Fredil	April 17, 2008 04:19
First comment: 17 April, 2008	26 comments written
What's that thing called when you get two hits on a snare drumMany travelers have seen the drums of the great apes, and some have heard the sounds of their beating and the noise of the wild, weird revelry of these first lords of the jungle, but Tarzan, Lord Greystoke, is, doubtless, the only human being who ever joined in the fierce, mad, intoxicating revel of the Dum-Dum. [ Tarzan of the Apes, by Edgar Rice Burroughs ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and a hit on the cymbals? :)
Deshmeister Prime	May 15, 2008 01:03
First comment: 15 May, 2008	20 comments written
GOo0d
Toby Bartels	January 31, 2009 21:12
First comment: 11 August, 2007	83 comments written
Fredil: a rimshot.

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