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SomeoneElse	September 13, 2006 00:10
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
Heh. It's funnyish.
Der Wizardo	September 13, 2006 00:41
First comment: 10 September, 2006	6 comments written
Hee hee. Dudley the DragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail, the most deadly part of its serpent-like body. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] "One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why then you're a dragonlord." [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Anyone remember that? It...had a dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail, the most deadly part of its serpent-like body. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] "One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why then you're a dragonlord." [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. And a ladyBlind Io took up the dice-box, which was a skull whose various orifices had been stoppered with rubies, and with several of his eyes on the Lady he rolled three fives. She smiled. This was the nature of the Lady's eyes: they were bright green, lacking iris or pupil, and they glowed from within. The room was silent as she scrabbled in her box of pieces and, from the very bottom, produced a couple that she set down on the board with two decisive clicks. The rest of the players, as one God, craned forward to peer at them. "A wenegade wiffard and fome fort of clerk," said Offler the Crocodile God, hindered as usual by his tusks. "Well, weally!" With one claw he pushed a pile of bone-white tokens into the centre of the table. The Lady nodded slightly. She picked up the dice-cup and held it as steady as a rock, yet all the Gods could hear the three cubes rattling about inside. And then she sent them bouncing across the table. A six. A three. A five. Something was happening to the five, however. Battered by the chance collision of several billion molecules, the die flipped onto a point, spun gently and came down a seven. Blind Io picked up the cube and counted the sides. "Come _on_," he said wearily, "Play fair." [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. in a hot air balloon. What a hard life! When dragons aren't being chopped up by knights in shining armor, they're starring in kids shows.
Alcari	September 13, 2006 14:16
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
hmm, semi-fun but I wonder why all the food's laying around.
Roger Barnett	September 13, 2006 17:00
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
The food's lying around, since now Dudley's a woman, she's watching her weight in a paranoid way... (please don't kill me)
SomeoneElse	September 13, 2006 17:09
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
I think the food's from the last comic, as eggs = food.
scwizard	September 13, 2006 18:21
First comment: 18 August, 2006	12 comments written
You can do better
shel	September 15, 2006 00:06
First comment: 19 August, 2005	107 comments written
It's a message in the game. Hooray?
Fathead	September 15, 2006 20:38
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I've always been "ugly". No biggie.
Fathead	November 15, 2006 05:18
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Correction. "I" have always been "ugly". Much better.
Grognor	April 19, 2007 07:59
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
You look as ugly as ever.

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