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Fathead August 2, 2006 00:17
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Er, was I the only one who was creeped out until I got to the punchline? No, don't answer that.
Grunt August 2, 2006 00:36
First comment: 25 July, 2006 36 comments written
The foundations of the dungeon corrode! Suddenly, the dungeon collapses.
Jack Simth August 2, 2006 07:35
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
By any chance, did anyone else notice that they're multiplying faster than they're being used up? I'm guessing Nerdly didn't....
Jac August 2, 2006 07:53
First comment: 26 May, 2006 48 comments written
Now it looks like that stupid treeI think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
        [ Trees - Joyce Kilmer ]

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level in ADOM
Irashtar August 2, 2006 10:05
First comment: 17 February, 2005 19 comments written
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo
Roger Barnett August 2, 2006 14:01
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Woo, hard science! But what happens if a single puddingThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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gets polymorphed into green slimeThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
? :P
Nesman August 2, 2006 19:42
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
Gotta love the grey goo:
http://www.exitmundi.nl/graygoo.htm
GreyKnight August 2, 2006 22:35
First comment: 24 March, 2006 48 comments written
I used a divide/multiply pun much like this for my degree paper in Theoretial Physics :-)
Nobody Special August 4, 2006 01:31
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Awesome.
scwizard August 29, 2006 03:36
First comment: 18 August, 2006 12 comments written
THe best part is how they covered the staircase in the last panel :D
Grognor April 19, 2007 07:08
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yes.
kureshii March 16, 2008 17:49
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
The floor collapses under you!
The floor collapses under you!
The floor collapses under you!
The floor collapses under you!
The floor collapses under you!
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