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Monday, 3 July, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Hey, fellow traveller!"
T "Gees, would it kill you to give me a name?"
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@ "In my finite generosity, I've decided to find you some armour!"
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T "It's not like I ever fight anything anyway."
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@ "Here you go!"
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T "*sigh*... I'd best get this over with."
You see here a      
blessed +2 T-shirt. 
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T "How strangely appropriate."


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Mikoangelo July 3, 2006 02:07
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Now there's a surprising punchline.
Rose July 3, 2006 10:56
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
laugh, groan, this is great. i looked at it for five minutes wondering what's wrong with some +2 underwear before i got it!
. July 3, 2006 23:15
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
Would somebody care to explain it to me? Perhaps I'm just missing something really obvious.
The Bard of Blasphemy July 4, 2006 02:09
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
Ha, this is pretty funny. And for once I get a chance to explain the joke instead of having it explained to me!

T-Shirt as in TrollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall,
perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past
thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell.
The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a
gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank
the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam.
[...]
Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its
fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one
taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it
scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew
fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together.
He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The
waning faggot cast red light over his fangs.
        [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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-Shirt, T for TrollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall,
perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past
thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell.
The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a
gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank
the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam.
[...]
Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its
fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one
taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it
scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew
fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together.
He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The
waning faggot cast red light over his fangs.
        [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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It took me a little while to get it too.
. July 4, 2006 16:17
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
Ah -- thanks.
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ah. And C-rations to OrionOrion was the son of Neptune. He was a handsome giant and a
mighty hunter. His father gave him the power of wading
through the depths of the sea, or, as others say, of
walking on its surface.

He dwelt as a hunter with Diana (Artemis), with whom he
was a favourite, and it is even said she was about to marry
him. Her brother was highly displeased and often chid her,
but to no purpose. One day, observing Orion wading through
the sea with his head just above the water, Apollo pointed
it out to his sister and maintained that she could not hit
that black thing on the sea. The archer-goddess discharged
a shaft with fatal aim. The waves rolled the dead body of
Orion to the land, and bewailing her fatal error with many
tears, Diana placed him among the stars, where he appears
as a giant, with a girdle, sword, lion's skin, and
club. Sirius, his dog, follows him, and the Pleiads fly
before him.
        [ Bulfinch's Mythology, by Thomas Bulfinch ]

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, of course....
Grognor April 19, 2007 05:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
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HA!~~
DaHusky June 4, 2007 14:05
First comment: 4 June, 2007 27 comments written
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