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Monday, 26 June, 2006 by Nameless
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& "Gangway! Gangway!" 
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& "Mail for you, Dudley." 
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@ "Wow, mail! I haven't gotten any mail since I was (forcibly) volun-
teered to enter the dungeon!" 
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F) A scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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stormy June 26, 2006 02:24
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
How true.
L June 26, 2006 05:21
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
We've already done the spam joke, haven't we?
orgi June 26, 2006 12:05
First comment: 26 June, 2006 1 comments written
Yes, there's been one.
One June 26, 2006 12:48
First comment: 13 September, 2004 13 comments written
Also note that he's right by a sink...
Beowulf June 28, 2006 15:40
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Yes, the joke's already been done.
But it's still funny.
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:25
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Eh? Where was the SpamJoke?

I gave it an M, 'coz I don't like spam.
AnMaster October 23, 2006 11:41
First comment: 22 October, 2006 26 comments written
Fathead: No one likes spam. You seems to have missed the joke...
AnMaster October 23, 2006 11:41
First comment: 22 October, 2006 26 comments written
Oops should have been "seem" not "seems".
Grognor April 19, 2007 05:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Done before. Twice. And better.
kureshii March 16, 2008 17:20
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
Needs a few & or n...
blue October 31, 2008 09:21
First comment: 17 October, 2008 7 comments written
hmmm... not that bad... i think they should add aphrodisiac to nethack ... ! of voluptuousness or something like that... i would increase CHA temporarily... or maybe a ! of eloquence to increase INT for a while... andor yet another thing - throwing ! of booze! of confusion towards the succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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