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Monday, 24 April, 2006 by Nameless
You kill the Uruk-  
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@ "That was close." 
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@ "Thankfully, that fight gave me time to think up a plan to get my stuff back!" 
d) orcish chain mail
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@ "My spells aren't going to be enough to get through to mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-end, ..." 
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@ "... so I'll have to loot some armour and weapons first." 
What do you want to 
read? [e or ?*] d   
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Ug. You earn big $. 
Send to above with  
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I suggest a YANI.

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Janos April 24, 2006 07:30
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
...huh?
thomas@jtah.de April 24, 2006 08:26
First comment: 24 April, 2006 4 comments written
indeed YANI :)
L April 24, 2006 12:54
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
No! Not that pun!
Dav April 24, 2006 15:08
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Nice.
Grey Knight April 24, 2006 16:42
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
If you don't understand it, it's probably because you're more familiar with the term "chain letter" than "chain mail". There, that should help you.
Mr. DOS April 24, 2006 21:32
First comment: 10 January, 2006 40 comments written
Thanks Grey Night, I now understand... and y'know, it's a lot funnier that way ;)

--- Mr. DOS

P.S. Is it just me, or am I getting promted for the symbol for goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. every time I submit a comment?
Ristipisto-Risto April 25, 2006 10:31
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Orcish chain mail... Really would fancy to read one, man! Sounds so bloody stupid!

This strip kicks ass.
Fathead July 21, 2006 23:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
f) keychain

Read f.

"If found, please deposit in nearest mailbox. Or wait for daemon."
Fathead July 25, 2006 19:44
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ah, a "romance" (in the archaic sense of the term).
Patashu@hotmail.com December 8, 2006 05:51
First comment: 23 June, 2006 18 comments written
If there isn't a YAFM patch for this I'd be surprised.
Grognor April 18, 2007 22:35
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Genius!
blue October 28, 2008 20:57
First comment: 17 October, 2008 7 comments written
excellent!
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