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Wednesday, 8 March, 2006

by Nameless

You hear the chime  
of a cash register. 
                    
                    
##########@#########

@ "Alright, a shop! I could use some supplies for the mines..."

                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
@l@&&@h@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------

@ "Damn it, why is there always a queue?"

                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
@l@&&@h@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------

Cast Force bolt

                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
l@&&@h@@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------

@ "Excuse me, out of the way, coming through..."

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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 15

Comments

Tracer	March 8, 2006 01:14
First comment: 8 March, 2006	1 comments written
So Force Bolt swaps places with an h now?
Eskimo	March 8, 2006 07:02
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
Maybe the threat caused some unrest in the queue? :) Scary tactic though, hitting the shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. at some point will be a good idea... But a good one, thematic.
Ristipisto-Risto	March 8, 2006 09:41
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Did make me smile, but no more. But I'll be sure to use that trick some day. Hate 'em queues.
Janos	March 8, 2006 10:43
First comment: 18 August, 2005	40 comments written
I don't get it... what just happened? Which @ is Dudley?
Grey Knight	March 8, 2006 15:33
First comment: 20 October, 2005	116 comments written
In frames 2 and 3, Dudley is the @ at the far left. In frame 4, the order of the queue is the same except that Dudley is now near the front (one of the two @ behind the h who's currently being served).
Nesman	March 8, 2006 16:11
First comment: 4 January, 2005	112 comments written
I think I would have enjoyed it more if the others in line had become % instead of just changing places. This may have taken something larger than a force bolt, though :)
,4k57,.4k5	March 31, 2006 23:36
First comment: 31 March, 2006	1 comments written
"forceful bolt to the front of the line"
Fathead	July 20, 2006 00:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I tried Teleportation once...but it just made him mad.
Grognor	April 18, 2007 09:04
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
This has never happened. I have never seen a NH queue. I think you all simultaneously lied pretending to have seen them to make me confused. You all suck. boom Grognor has minisploded.