Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 16 December, 2005 |
by a fan |
Hello Dudley,
welcome to Nethack!
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@ "At least this time I'm doing it for my one and only princess. She's so sweet."
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@ "And she really needs my protection—" @ "Stop right there, young man!"
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@ "Who are you?" @ "Elaine Showalter, a famous feminst."
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@ "What? And who are YOU, old man?" @ "Oh, hi. I'm Northrop Frye, just doing my cameo."
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@ "Your cameo?" You hear someone say "And cut!"
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@ "That was excellent. I liked the surprise in your voice, Hugh. Thanks Elaine and Frye."
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@ "See you in the evening. Kirsten said she'd be there as well."
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& "Great work, Mr Fan." @ "Thanks Jim."
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& "Uh, it's John, actually."
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& "My . We are doomed." & "We should never have let him do his own script."
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& "I told you we could have got Spielberg, but Freddie Highmore wasn't good enough for you."
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& "Shut up, will you."
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Rating
Average rating: Mediocre Number of ratings: 22
Comments
shel |
December 16, 2005 00:17
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
This is just getting a bit weird now. |
Nameless |
December 16, 2005 01:58
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
Uh... yeah. That wasn't even really funny, at all, to be honest. |
Jonas |
December 16, 2005 08:14
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First comment: 15 July, 2005 |
24 comments written |
Completely unfunny and confusing. |
X |
December 16, 2005 10:23
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First comment: 16 December, 2005 |
2 comments written |
Too long and not really a Nethack theme. |
nethacker |
December 16, 2005 11:02
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First comment: 13 January, 2005 |
13 comments written |
Well, we have had worse but also better than this. |
Grey Knight |
December 16, 2005 15:14
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First comment: 20 October, 2005 |
116 comments written |
Well, the underlying idea was good, but I think it could have been carried off a lot better. |
maheshjr2000 |
December 16, 2005 17:50
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First comment: 9 February, 2005 |
22 comments written |
Hmm i have an idea how it could have been done.
dudley walks into a room and sees the camera crew
@: what the?
another @: come on dudley dont look at the camera!
@: can we get a professional in here? |
Nobody Special |
December 16, 2005 18:10
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
Oh, no! It's not strictly NetHack-related! Kill it quickly, before the originality spreads! |
jemarch |
December 16, 2005 20:37
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First comment: 10 October, 2005 |
14 comments written |
bleh |
Mantar |
December 17, 2005 01:01
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
It's not that it's not strictly nethack-related -- it continues from yesterday, and yesterday's was hilarious. It's just that this one is weak and kind of lacks any real joke. |
Sparr |
December 17, 2005 12:15
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First comment: 8 December, 2005 |
2 comments written |
not funny.
PS: I hate the 'which character' questions. I can never remember them, I use a different glyph set:
http://sparr.homeip.net/nethack/fontstuff/linuxhackfont2.png |
stormy |
December 17, 2005 22:14
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First comment: 9 July, 2005 |
44 comments written |
ugh. I think I'd go crazy if my nethack looked like that. |
Daverd |
December 18, 2005 04:27
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First comment: 18 August, 2004 |
26 comments written |
Interesting point Sparr. The same thing would happen for people who use the graphical front-ends. Maybe the questions could pertain to the content of the game somehow? Like "Which wipes all of a particular type of monster from the game?" A: " of _______" etc |
Mantar |
December 18, 2005 08:19
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
Meh. If you need little pictures for nethack, you're not hardcore, man! heh.
But really, knowing the ascii is kind of important for reading the comic. Think of it as an educational quiz for the ascii-impaired.
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maheshjr2000 |
December 18, 2005 21:44
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First comment: 9 February, 2005 |
22 comments written |
mantar i created a nethack clan and converted people to nethack at my school. I play nethack obsessively. I friggin think nethack. Sure ive never ascended but have played atleast 3 games a day. but im not hardcore to you because i use the graphics version? |
acheron |
December 18, 2005 22:26
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First comment: 1 June, 2004 |
63 comments written |
it's a joke, son. |
Fathead |
July 19, 2006 20:20
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Ooh, Twilight Zone! Ahem. |
Grognor |
April 17, 2007 05:25
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
wow.
I can't kill myself fast enough. |
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