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Beowulf	October 24, 2005 00:15
First comment: 8 January, 2005	114 comments written
Hahaha, how many times have I opened a soda only to have the thing explode in my face.
Kernigh	October 24, 2005 00:39
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
Coke and Pepsi: The Corporate Soda of Doom! ... My quiz is "Which character represents a potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?"
E	October 24, 2005 17:05
First comment: 2 September, 2004	34 comments written
I know the answer to kernigh's quiz, however, it could possibly allow people to spam the site so i wont answer.
Sigh	October 31, 2005 15:17
First comment: 31 October, 2005	1 comments written
You feel foolish! You haven't been paying attention. There is a scrap of paper in this cookie! It reads: "Obviously, kernigh also knew the answer to his quiz, otherwise his post wouldn't have shown. kernigh mentioned it to point out the humor of getting that particular quiz when commenting on this particular comic."
GaryOlson	November 5, 2005 15:16
First comment: 5 November, 2005	8 comments written
Must send idea to DevTeam....
Luke	April 19, 2006 15:55
First comment: 19 April, 2006	1 comments written
LOL
Fathead	July 18, 2006 20:45
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Dude, Mr Sigh. You forgot to Capitalize Mr Kernigh's name, even at the Beginning of the Sentence!
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 16, 2006 07:05
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
Hehehe.
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 16, 2006 07:05
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
Hehehe.
Patashu@hotmail.com	December 8, 2006 06:14
First comment: 23 June, 2006	18 comments written
Teehee.
Grognor	April 16, 2007 09:13
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Very funny.
Kerta	December 13, 2007 11:23
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
You apply a fizzy potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. called "Pepsi" to a fizzy potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. called "Coca Cola" You die... You wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. killed by an explosion of matter/antimatter proportions.

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