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@ "You know, there's actually plenty of puns one can utilise with a tinning kit"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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You see here a mace.
Apply tinning kit"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. 
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S - a can of pepper spray.
@ "Used for blinding annoying incubi, I suppose."
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Netaddict September 30, 2005 01:27
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
Too much text... might be funnier with less of an explanation.
Jonas September 30, 2005 07:58
First comment: 15 July, 2005 24 comments written
I don't get it
  September 30, 2005 08:04
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Mace is a well known pepper spray.
Eskimo September 30, 2005 08:05
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Argh, could this remember me just be remember always...
Garbled September 30, 2005 08:48
First comment: 20 September, 2005 12 comments written
Would be better without the introductory text..
rpresser October 6, 2005 20:39
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
In fact, Mace the pepper spray was named after mace the medieval weapon. Get it? "Spray so strong, it's like getting hit in the face with a mace."
Fathead July 18, 2006 20:16
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Netta-dict is probably right....
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:41
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Good.
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