Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 19 September, 2005 by L
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To what level do you want to teleport? -10 
                    
                    
                    
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You arrive in heaven.
A "Thou art early, but we'll admit thee." 
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |found the Pearly| 
 | Gates to have  | 
 | strangely low  | 
 | admission fees |
@ "Wait! Don't you at least have to do a background check first?"
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shel September 19, 2005 00:05
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
I can't see your pet anywhere; hope you're still on good terms with your godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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Kernigh September 19, 2005 01:27
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Huh? What?
  September 19, 2005 04:49
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Maybe he played pet:none. I always do -- I couldn't take the emotional burden of losing a pet, or of a pet losing me, even in virtual reality.
L September 19, 2005 10:03
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Y'know, if you level teleport to floor "-10", this actually happens.

Just, like, in case you didn't know.
Aaron September 19, 2005 21:53
First comment: 11 March, 2004 32 comments written
I don't really have time to test right now, so maybe you're just jerking my chain, but...
For purposes of point calculation does this count as a death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. or as escaping the dungeon alive?
Is that the real tombstone message?
Plague September 19, 2005 23:24
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
You do go to heaven, but the message is Name-points-"went to heaven prematurely"
shel September 19, 2005 23:27
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
It's a different tombstone message, but I like L's one better. It also kills you even if you're in WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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Edit: beaten! bah
Fathead July 18, 2006 19:49
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Wow. Yeah, I like this one better.
blakyoshi7 August 2, 2006 19:37
First comment: 26 June, 2006 7 comments written
Try teleporting to level -9. It has the same effect as trying to teleport to levels -1 thru -8 except that you get YAFM.
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:20
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Dudley's dead. Get it? Dead?
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 03:38
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Deadley?
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