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Thursday, 11 August, 2005 by L
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@ "At last, here I am at the Cracks of Mt. Doom..."
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@ "Exactly. And now your evil shall be destroyed with me! Ahahahaha!"
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& "Gangway!"
@ "Huh? What's this?"
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= "What? WHAT?"
Some time later...  
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You see a drawbridge coming down!
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= "Warning! Doing almost anything while standing on a drawbridge will lead to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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= "CAUTION!! Fighting Yendor platoons with AC 10 on a drawbridge will..."
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= "ALERT!! Reading unidentifed scrolls during combat with Yendor platoons..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  killed by an  | 
 | exploding ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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| | of full warning| /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|
@ "Mwahahahahahaha!!"


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