Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 4 August, 2005 |
by The Bard of Blasphemy |
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@ "Oh no! Is this the end?" You faint from lack of food.
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The hits Spot. The hits you! Spot hits the . The hits Spot...
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The is killed! You awake. @ "Thank , I'm alive! And THANK YOU, Spot!"
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Spot eats the dead . You faint from lack of food.
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That food really hit the Spot! @ "Mmmm... tastes like chicken..."
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Nameless |
August 4, 2005 04:01
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
ROTFLMAO!!!! Best comic for AGES. |
L |
August 4, 2005 10:09
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Ah, it's like in those cartoons, where one guy in a lifeboat looks at the other, and the other guy looks like a hot with legs, and cannibalistic hilarily ensues, and so forth.
The correct lingo, though, is "the bites", "you wake up" and "Spot eats a corpse." If you can't get THAT right, you're not playing NetHack enough. |
D |
August 4, 2005 11:48
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First comment: 1 September, 2004 |
28 comments written |
I agree. Nice one. |
Kernigh |
August 4, 2005 16:35
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Someone tell L that hack-1.03 used "dead ". I know not when it became " corpse". Ask the Bard of B7y how Dudley killed Spot without first dieing of starvation. |
Zeddi |
August 4, 2005 22:24
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First comment: 5 June, 2004 |
80 comments written |
Yeah, liked this one :) |
The Bard of Blasphemy |
September 25, 2005 13:49
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First comment: 13 May, 2005 |
46 comments written |
I imagine Spot was struck by a Whatever. Thanks for the nitpicking details, L. You need to get more sunshine. |
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October 24, 2005 18:28
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
That was a good one. Also, L's comment on "cannibalistic hilarity"... hehe, I must remember that one.
--sorry if this is a double post. |
Fathead |
June 20, 2006 21:50
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Fiend! |
Patashu@hotmail.com |
December 13, 2006 16:17
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First comment: 23 June, 2006 |
18 comments written |
Puntastic. |
Grognor |
April 15, 2007 10:09
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Hit the Spot?
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I hate puns. |
Vins |
April 8, 2008 11:54
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First comment: 4 April, 2008 |
13 comments written |
LOL |
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