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Monday, 11 April, 2005 by eneekmot@yahoo.com
                    
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Things that are here:
4 shields
2 leather armors
8 sticks
5 stone slabs
                    
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Zap what? R
You see here: a car.
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@ "Foot-powered too. Isn't modern technology amazing?"
Comic c of 13.


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Mantar April 11, 2005 00:04
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Heh. Now I can go Brock Samson on all those damn gnomes. SPLAT!
Hat Burgalar April 11, 2005 01:34
First comment: 31 March, 2005 7 comments written
pounds on doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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WILMA!!! pounds on doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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(Okay, very cheesy)
Kernigh April 11, 2005 04:13
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Then R must be another wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Of polymerge like those I saw
In the previous comics and
Not in nethack itself. No law
Nor feature of nethack latest
Has this wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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; It does not exist.
No polymerge has this greatest
Game called nethack, so I insist.

I suppose that next week, newts will breathe fire at Dudley.
Nameless April 11, 2005 07:26
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Actually, Kernigh, that gives me an idea for a comic...
Nethack Hack April 11, 2005 08:08
First comment: 16 June, 2004 5 comments written
You're right... but polymerge is just such a cool concept
Eemeli April 11, 2005 10:04
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Is kernig saying that NetHack doesn't have wands of polymorph?
Hat Burgalar April 11, 2005 19:35
First comment: 31 March, 2005 7 comments written
Polymerge is a concept that is shown by the Golems. (Leather, Stone, GoldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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...etc.)
Plague April 11, 2005 23:55
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Beware then Kernigh the Plague that exists,
beware fast and well the fall of thine jists,
I forsee in the future thy poetry's stain,
so duel then by word the AngelHe answered and said unto them, he that soweth the good seed
is the Son of man; the field is the world, and the good seed
are the children of the kingdom; but the weeds are the
children of the wicked one; the enemy that sowed them is the
devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers
are the angels. As therefore the weeds are gathered and
burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[...] So shall it be at the end of the world; the angels
shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just,
and shall cast them into the furnace of fire; there shall be
wailing and gnashing of teeth.
        [ The Gospel According to Matthew, 13:37-42, 49-50 ]

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of Pain.
Fathead May 5, 2006 00:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Dude, didn't Dion do that already?
Grognor April 12, 2007 05:43
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Double bleh.
HK September 6, 2007 22:17
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Grognor`s correct here.

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