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Friday, 25 February, 2005

by Irashtar

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You enter a cowhive! @ "Well, look what infamous patch I've installed!"

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@ "Normally slow, they still pack a wollop!"

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@ "Lets see if anything got changed, Shall we?"

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Apply flamethrower
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@ "BARBECUE BABY!"
The cow explodes! The cow explodes!

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /     Dudley     \ 
 |  killed by a   | 
 |  cow induced   | 
 |    fireball    | 
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 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|

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Violist	February 25, 2005 08:37
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
I actually laughed about this all day... in stages, when I remembered... great comic Irashtar
	February 25, 2005 09:11
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Muahahaha, the cow-level in Diablo2! Yeah, and the wired thingy about the patches... a realy hilarious one =)
Zeddi	February 25, 2005 09:12
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
I should've clicked the "Rmbr me" button ;)
Jack Simth	February 25, 2005 09:17
First comment: 3 January, 2005	59 comments written
Don't have a cow, dude
Beowulf	February 25, 2005 17:57
First comment: 8 January, 2005	114 comments written
Caution! Exploding cattle next 5000 turns.
Mantar	February 26, 2005 00:23
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Diablo 2's cow level was inspired by the cow patch for nethack, incidentally.
tiny k	February 26, 2005 04:16
First comment: 24 February, 2005	9 comments written
Both Diablo and Diablo 2 wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. inspired by nethack.
Matt M P	February 26, 2005 08:43
First comment: 13 October, 2004	23 comments written
I thought that the Cow Level in D2 was inspired by the lies people would tell newbies in D1 about a secret cow level. They would tell them such outragious things like if they killed dioblo 100 times in a row with no weapons and not dieing that that some NPC would send them to the level. Then when the Add-on for D1 of Hellfire came out things didn't get any better when the very real Cow Armor people could get.
Illuminatus	April 22, 2005 00:36
First comment: 22 April, 2005	1 comments written
In the basement of http://www.warehouse23.com you can find a sack"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round: all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer surface--" "I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's Purse, Mein Herr?" The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see, my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse, is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!" [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of grass seed that turns any creature that eats the resulting extremely lush plantlife into an explosive that goes off when exposed to open flame. As notes in the item... Note the fate of most domesticated herbivores.
Fathead	April 20, 2006 03:57
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
What in the freaking?
Grognor	April 8, 2007 05:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Yes. Megafunny.
HK	June 20, 2007 20:14
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
No. Not funny.
TK	August 12, 2007 20:13
First comment: 11 August, 2007	69 comments written
I don't know about the COWS exploding, but that many cows in a sealed room would produce a lot of methane...