Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 31 January, 2005 |
by Dion Nicolaas |
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An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance...
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& "Gangway!" @ Read
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@ "What? All this trouble I went through..."
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Khirsah |
January 31, 2005 00:31
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First comment: 26 January, 2005 |
5 comments written |
Wait.
Did Dudley just...
Buh!?
THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! |
Plague |
January 31, 2005 00:36
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
First post, but I'll avoid epic of Kill-Jmesh...
Haha, very suiting Khirsah, Dudley gets to face
the 4 soon. |
Violist |
January 31, 2005 01:32
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
Ah.. I think you'll find it's three ... |
Jacobs |
January 31, 2005 02:39
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
1 comments written |
I think it's in the guidebook where we are told that there are only three on astral (, and ) because by this point you are the fourth () |
Violist |
January 31, 2005 06:19
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
Dudley, you've betrayed me. Always you here to reassure me that somewhere out there was a nethacker with worse luck. And now you've ascended. I think I shall give up nethack for all of five minutes out of depression.
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To heck with that, I'm going back to nethack. See you all on Astral! |
Matt M P |
January 31, 2005 08:04
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First comment: 13 October, 2004 |
23 comments written |
And the twist ending... is that there isn't one, he won. Dudley better do a strip that transitions us from being in the Bar of the Gods, and back to hacking again. Why oh why would anyone go back to the dungeons? Does Dudley get kicked out of the Bar? Does he get bored? Is the Bartender a ? We must know |
Schnee |
January 31, 2005 16:43
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First comment: 10 November, 2004 |
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I, for one, applaud Dion for his courage to let Dudley ascend - he sure showed he's got more spine than, say, Scott Addams.
Yeah, that's supposed to be obscure, but read "7 years of highly defective people" and check out the intro text on Liz if you want to know what I'm referring to. |
Violist |
January 31, 2005 18:48
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
True, he risks backlash from the DD-reading community. Go Dudley! Let us know your score please :) |
Plague |
January 31, 2005 20:19
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
Alright, three . Might I point out that
is a , so has ascended and is tired
of the NetHack dungeons. He is too busy guiding
medieval . |
Violist |
January 31, 2005 20:31
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
Tired of nethack? Is that even possible? He's probably just getting to play nethack on the computers of the future.. maybe even with 3D ASCII characters... that would be so scary when the h approached |
Cetra |
January 31, 2005 20:35
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First comment: 28 June, 2004 |
38 comments written |
Schnee: Heh... You know what's sad? I do get that joke.
Plague: Epic of... Kill-Jmesh? =D Cute.
Random musing: It just kind of occurred to me (well, the analogy did, anyway) that NetHack is kind of the platypus of the fantasy/RPG world: It's cobbled together out of a whole bunch of different things to make one weirdly-shaped end product (Except NetHack doesn't have poison spurs or a duckbill. Or lay eggs, for that matter. Dammit, you know what I mean.) |
Violist |
January 31, 2005 23:35
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
poison spurs: spiked pits when you aren't poison resistant
eggs: eggs.. well, they're more like grenades...
duckbill: hmm.. no clue.
Your random musings are entertaining though, and I liked the Gilgamesh reference :) |
Fathead |
April 20, 2006 02:07
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Incredible. |
G-oth |
July 2, 2006 11:18
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First comment: 25 June, 2006 |
14 comments written |
ducks the bill in a shop by zapping with a digging mmm... duckbill... drools |
Grognor |
April 7, 2007 08:17
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I just named a NetHack character Jmesh and the small named Dudley promptly killed it.
High five!
Also, if Dudley ascended, I'm ****ing PATHETIC. |
HK |
June 20, 2007 19:36
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First comment: 1 June, 2007 |
309 comments written |
Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 1, 2008 07:26
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
y |
Sylverone |
March 26, 2008 07:13
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First comment: 26 March, 2008 |
15 comments written |
Don't open it Dudley! It's a scam! They want your soul!
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