Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 17 January, 2005

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eneekmot@yahoo.com	January 17, 2005 01:30
First comment: 29 December, 2004	57 comments written
Once a character gets this far, the chances of winning go way up. He'd make it if he wasn't Dudley... Maybe he'll get to the celestial realm and be nearly killed in a battle with a bunch of As but survive, and then step on a magic trap next to the altarAltars are of three types: 1. In Temples. These are for Sacrifices [...]. The stone top will have grooves for blood, and the whole will be covered with _dry brown stains of a troubling kind_ from former Sacrifices. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late; And how can man die better Than facing fearful odds For the ashes of his fathers And the temples of his gods? [ Lays of Ancient Rome, by Thomas B. Macaulay ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and get killed by a :.
eneekmot@yahoo.com	January 17, 2005 01:31
First comment: 29 December, 2004	57 comments written
I know! He's going to find out that Gehnnohem has frozen over.
Nameless	January 17, 2005 01:41
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
That comment had me in stitches much more than the comic itself eneekmot! :-)
Violist	January 17, 2005 06:53
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
great one eneekmot.. y'know, we should really stop putting our funny comments in the comments and send them to Dion...
Beowulf	January 17, 2005 08:01
First comment: 8 January, 2005	114 comments written
Are there any cows in nethack? Because if there are and Gehnnohem has frozen over they'll probably come skating over the ice. (with an army of newts, of course)
	January 17, 2005 09:54
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
I think the closest thing to cows Nethack is are minotaurs.
Akuni	January 17, 2005 15:02
First comment: 17 January, 2005	3 comments written
Maybe a herd of rotheThe rothe (pronounced roth-AY) is a musk ox-like creature with an aversion to light. It prefers to live underground near lichen and moss. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. would work for the cows. :)
beatskin@hotmail.com	January 17, 2005 18:45
First comment: 17 January, 2005	1 comments written
What the hell is this site about, it looks like a load of nonsense! What the bloody hell are you wasting your time doing this crap for, get a life instead of spending hours doing this load of bullshit! Please send me a 1000 word essay about your reasons and why you are a moron by tuesday. thank you :) David
Jmesh	January 17, 2005 18:51
First comment: 22 July, 2004	14 comments written
There is a patch to add cows http://www.goldinc.com/~shammack/nethack-cow.html
Mantar	January 17, 2005 22:53
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Ooh. Another dipshit trollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall, perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell. The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam. [...] Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together. He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The waning faggot cast red light over his fangs. [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. made it through the filter. Gee, David, you are so much cleverererer than all us, thank you for your post. I was going to be ever so angry at your insulting and obnoxious manner, but it's impossible to stay mad when that smiley is so impish and cute. Seeing as how you're feeling so kind, would you kindly go fuck yourself? Thanks. :) :-) ;) ^_^ :'D
Beowulf	January 18, 2005 05:13
First comment: 8 January, 2005	114 comments written
This site is fun because it IS a bunch of nonsence. How could you expect someone who spends their life playing Nethack to not like nonsence.
Violist	January 18, 2005 06:29
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
Amazing that these trolls have enough time and a lack of enough intellect to sit and type all the different possible characters. Can we add a monster-type question and make them waste even more time?
L	May 20, 2005 15:49
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Oh, I get it: BaalzebubThe "lord of the flies" is a translation of the Hebrew Ba'alzevuv (Beelzebub in Greek). It has been suggested that it was a mistranslation of a mistransliterated word which gave us this pungent and suggestive name of the Devil, a devil whose name suggests that he is devoted to decay, destruction, demoralization, hysteria and panic... [ Notes on _Lord of the Flies_, by E. L. Epstein ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is lord of flies, and Dudley said 'fly' in the last panel.
Fathead	April 17, 2006 20:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Really? I thought he found boots of levitation or something....
Grognor	April 7, 2007 07:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I thought he was just happy. Also, beatskin has already died. His SAT score is lower than your IQ, Mantar, and I thank you for that.
HK	June 20, 2007 19:09
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Meh, who cares about beatskin?
TK	August 12, 2007 18:35
First comment: 11 August, 2007	69 comments written
Seems to me like beatskin's the one who needs a life; seems like he spends all his time throwing pointless insults at innocent people! I propose a massive inbox-flooding program, seeing as how he so kindly left his email address!
Toby Bartels	September 4, 2007 01:41
First comment: 11 August, 2007	83 comments written
TK: I propose a massive inbox-flooding program, seeing as how he so kindly left his email address! "beatskin": My plan to humiliate my enemies by putting their email addresses in trollish comments is working beautifully! (Albeit two and a half years late in this case ....)
Sylverone	March 26, 2008 06:54
First comment: 26 March, 2008	15 comments written
>Once a character gets this far, the chances of winning go way up. He'd make it if he wasn't Dudley... I'm not so sure, although I'll have to reach the place before I can be. It seems to me that the chance that your death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. will be epic increases, however...
Ushigalushi	November 6, 2008 05:36
First comment: 22 October, 2008	2 comments written
Is the map in the last panel supposed to look like the bow"Stand to it, my hearts of gold," said the old bowman as he passed from knot to knot. "By my hilt! we are in luck this journey. Bear in mind the old saying of the Company." "What is that, Aylward?" cried several, leaning on their bows and laughing at him. "'Tis the master-bowyer's rede: 'Every bow well bent. Every shaft well sent. Every stave well nocked. Every string well locked.' There, with that jingle in his head, a bracer on his left hand, a shooting glove on his right, and a farthing's-worth of wax in his girdle, what more doth a bowman need?" "It would not be amiss," said Hordle John, "if under his girdle he had four farthings'-worth of wine." [ The White Company, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of the Titanic?

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