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Friday, 17 December, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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Violist December 17, 2004 04:52
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
I predict characters named 'Scrooge' soon...
osknockout December 17, 2004 14:23
First comment: 17 December, 2004 6 comments written
I predict snowy dungeons, dugeon taxmen, and an ice dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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named Eat'emAli.
Schnee December 17, 2004 21:38
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
I predict that we Nethack v4.0 will not be released in our lifetime.
Schnee December 18, 2004 01:54
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
swe/ (stupid me, turning of preview >_<)
Schnee December 18, 2004 01:54
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
... and stupid autointerpretation of slashes. >_< In any case, just get rid of that "we".
Violist December 18, 2004 02:29
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
"I am the ghostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming
up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men
with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls
still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great
throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping
yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this
multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the
trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear.
Panic drained the blood from my cheeks.
[ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ]

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of NetHack past, and I am here to help you... Do you recognise this place?"

"Yes. I lost a great game to an antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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pack."

"I am the ghostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming
up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men
with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls
still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great
throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping
yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this
multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the
trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear.
Panic drained the blood from my cheeks.
[ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ]

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of NetHack present. Do you know where we are now?"

"I am in front of a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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and an antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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pack. The newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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will deliver the killing blow."

"I am the ghostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming
up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men
with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls
still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great
throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping
yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this
multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the
trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear.
Panic drained the blood from my cheeks.
[ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ]

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of NetHack future."

You read "RIP- Dudley, killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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:)"

"Tell me this is not to be! Tell me there is something I can do to change these horrible shadows!"

What do you think? Am I the next Dickens?
  December 18, 2004 03:54
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
rofl, its a pitty you dont delivered this to dudley for next comic. great one violist and dudley :/.... no more sarcasm... i am so bad in nethack... i am the worst playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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in the world. at least i have some fun playing nh :)
osknockout December 18, 2004 12:56
First comment: 17 December, 2004 6 comments written
Hey dud, I've done worse than you I can bet. I've been playing this thing for several years and never made it abover level 10 on non-discovery mode!
osknockout December 18, 2004 12:58
First comment: 17 December, 2004 6 comments written
add an e to the 'dud'
Zeddi December 18, 2004 13:31
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
Sorry, forgot my nick here. Level 10 was your best? k, then you are better than me. my best was 8, without "X" =) and i play it also since years.
~!@#$%^& January 28, 2005 05:46
First comment: 28 January, 2005 1 comments written
My highest is level 6. And that's pretty rare, I usualy do something realy stupid on 2 or 3.
Fathead April 13, 2006 01:54
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Mr Violist could be half a dickens....
Grognor April 7, 2007 06:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
My highest is level 8, but that character is still alive, has had two wishes so far, and has completed sokobanSokoban (Japanese for "warehouse person") is a puzzle-type
game where the player must push around treasure to a goal
area. It apparently won first prize in a Japanese programming
contest.
        [ Xsokoban web site ]

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and the gnomish mines. Oh, yeah, he's still alive and has full hp, and so does his catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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. I can only assume, however, that he'll die soon.
Grognor April 28, 2007 01:01
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yup, he's dead. Not as soon as I would have expected though, died on Dlvl 25 [max 26].
HK June 20, 2007 18:20
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
The farthest I`ve got (not counting wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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or explore mode) is Dlvl 11, and that was digging for victory.
TK August 12, 2007 17:50
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
I must just be unlucky...I've only ever gotten one wish

My best character made it to Dlvl 11 tho...but I didn't mess with the mines or sokobanSokoban (Japanese for "warehouse person") is a puzzle-type
game where the player must push around treasure to a goal
area. It apparently won first prize in a Japanese programming
contest.
        [ Xsokoban web site ]

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Linkhyrule5 August 17, 2008 01:37
First comment: 15 August, 2008 3 comments written
Down to OrcusOrcus, Prince of the Undead, has a ram's head and a poison
stinger. He is most feared, though, for his powerful magic
abilities. His wand causes death to those he chooses.

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Town and back, but that's w/ savescumming as a elfThe Elves sat round the fire upon the grass or upon the sawn
rings of old trunks. Some went to and fro bearing cups and
pouring drinks; others brought food on heaped plates and
dishes.
"This is poor fare," they said to the hobbits; "for we are
lodging in the greenwood far from our halls. If ever you are
our guests at home, we will treat you better."
"It seems to me good enough for a birthday-party," said Frodo.
Pippin afterwards recalled little of either food or drink, for
his mind was filled with the light upon the elf-faces, and the
sound of voices so various and so beautiful that he felt in a
waking dream. [...]
Sam could never describe in words, nor picture clearly to
himself, what he felt or thought that night, though it remained
in his memory as one of the chief events of his life. The
nearest he ever got was to say: "Well, sir, if I could grow
apples like that, I would call myself a gardener. But it was
the singing that went to my heart, if you know what I mean."
[ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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for Magicbane :P

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