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Gil-galad	December 8, 2004 01:41
First comment: 8 December, 2004	1 comments written
Well done Geko! That would make NetHack so much easier. I haven't ascended yet :) Shouldn't there be money in several places rather than one?
Zeddi	December 8, 2004 03:47
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
I didn't know you can turn an floating eyeFloating eyes, not surprisingly, are large, floating eyeballs which drift about the dungeon. Though not dangerous in and of themselves, their power to paralyse those who gaze at their large eye in combat is widely feared. Many are the tales of those who struck a floating eye, were paralysed by its mystic powers, and then nibbled to death by some other creature that lurked around nearby. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. into a pile of goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. :) great one btw. or did i misunderstood this one? Mario rounded the eye about two times and it morphed into goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.? hm... :/
Am Shaedan	December 8, 2004 06:18
First comment: 18 May, 2004	49 comments written
Wuhuu. Super Mario Bros. Niiiiiiiice. :)
	December 8, 2004 06:26
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Do people actually think you're funny? What the fuck kind of moron would look at this stuff voluntarily?
Eskimo	December 8, 2004 06:58
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
You need to have some experience and a broad perspective on life to get half the jokes here (in addition to some Nethack knowledge). Clearly you lack both of the above. Not that I have a clue about SMB so this went <poof> on me ;-)
Dra	December 8, 2004 07:50
First comment: 2 April, 2004	5 comments written
This one is a joke about the game Super Mario 64 for the N64. There are floating eyes in the game and if you made them dizzy (by running around them many times) they would explode and give you a coin or two. There wasn't any other way to kill them. Good one Geko.
Violist	December 8, 2004 08:13
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
Have the SA trolls managed to figure out how to post via brute force?
Crawler	December 8, 2004 14:24
First comment: 24 August, 2004	57 comments written
Haaaa, SM64...at least something I managed to complete in my life : all 200 zor- I mean goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. coins, without any cheats. That lovely warm feeling of finishing something. And then I remember NetHack, and my 57436 vain attempts. The Horror. The Horror.
me	December 8, 2004 17:58
First comment: 8 December, 2004	8 comments written
Now, how would killing the turtle look like? ride? :)
Schnee	December 8, 2004 18:37
First comment: 10 November, 2004	76 comments written
Thanks for the above comments, guys (and gals). I like SMB a lot, but never got past the NES games. ^^
Metal Slime	December 11, 2004 02:11
First comment: 11 December, 2004	3 comments written
The SA goons actually got past one of the quizzes? I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or frightened.
Violist	December 12, 2004 07:25
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
They might have, the guy without a name sounds similar, including the vocabulary.
Scott - scott07@bu.edu	January 13, 2005 17:50
First comment: 13 January, 2005	3 comments written
Took me a second to get it, but it brings back good memories... SM64 was an awesome game! Still have yet to get past DL 11 in Nethack, alas...
	June 28, 2005 08:46
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
never found a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. digging ? it's quite easy to descend to DL11. staying alive is a differt matter :P
Fathead	April 13, 2006 01:21
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That anonymous coward up there.... How did that happen?
Donut Lord	December 1, 2006 22:29
First comment: 1 December, 2006	26 comments written
You jump on the koopa! You kill the koopa! U- A koopa shell. Apply U- koopa shell. You jump on the koopa shell and it bounces off the wall in front of you. You died. Would you like your posessions identified? (The U was just a random letter. I know not what it really means.)
Grognor	April 7, 2007 06:27
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
A reference that has its own mild humor and the jerk-idiots ruin it instantly. If you don't get it, DON'T RATE.
HK	June 20, 2007 18:01
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
I don't get it. Grognor: Did you rate it? Me: No.
Thelas	June 26, 2008 22:16
First comment: 26 June, 2008	1 comments written
They're not called floating eyes in Super Mario 64, they're Mr. I's, and they drop a blue coin (worth five) if you kill them.
Plasma	August 2, 2008 19:23
First comment: 2 August, 2008	1 comments written
Ahahah! That one was brilliant! Probably just because I'm a Nintendo geek.

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