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Thursday, 25 November, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
                    
                    
                    
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The sharkAs the shark moved, its dark top reflected virtually no
light. The denticles on its skin muted the whoosh of its
movements as the shark rose, driven by the power of the
great tail sweeping from side to side, like a scythe.
The fish exploded upward.
Charles Bruder felt a slight vacuum tug in the motion of
the sea, noted it as a passing current, the pull of a wave,
the tickle of undertow. He could not have heard the faint
sucking rush of water not far beneath him. He couldn't
have seen or heard what was hurtling from the murk at
astonishing speed, jaws unhinging, widening, for the
enormous first bite. It was the classic attack
that no other creature in nature could make -- a bomb from
the depths.
        [ Close to Shore, by Michael Capuzzo ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. bites! The sharkAs the shark moved, its dark top reflected virtually no
light. The denticles on its skin muted the whoosh of its
movements as the shark rose, driven by the power of the
great tail sweeping from side to side, like a scythe.
The fish exploded upward.
Charles Bruder felt a slight vacuum tug in the motion of
the sea, noted it as a passing current, the pull of a wave,
the tickle of undertow. He could not have heard the faint
sucking rush of water not far beneath him. He couldn't
have seen or heard what was hurtling from the murk at
astonishing speed, jaws unhinging, widening, for the
enormous first bite. It was the classic attack
that no other creature in nature could make -- a bomb from
the depths.
        [ Close to Shore, by Michael Capuzzo ]

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Cybes November 25, 2004 04:48
First comment: 25 November, 2004 2 comments written
Bwa-hahaha!

(If you're confused, it helps to know recent events in Aus. That particul event may not have been what the joke was about, but it sure makes it funnier.)
Schnee November 25, 2004 05:48
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Dudley's on dry ground himself, though... so he shouldn't really expect any dolphins there. ^^
Mandragora November 25, 2004 05:54
First comment: 7 October, 2004 7 comments written
Recent events in Australia? Whazzat?
Crawler November 25, 2004 14:23
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
That was NZ, actually. It's on boingboing.net's november archive
Fathead April 13, 2006 00:53
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Poor Dudders :)
Grognor April 7, 2007 05:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
WHO THE HELL IS DUDDERS? START MAKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEENSE!
HK June 20, 2007 17:37
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
*agrees with Grognor*
freshme@ July 25, 2007 08:40
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
There have been rare instances of dolphins rescuing a humanThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. or dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. from a sharkAs the shark moved, its dark top reflected virtually no
light. The denticles on its skin muted the whoosh of its
movements as the shark rose, driven by the power of the
great tail sweeping from side to side, like a scythe.
The fish exploded upward.
Charles Bruder felt a slight vacuum tug in the motion of
the sea, noted it as a passing current, the pull of a wave,
the tickle of undertow. He could not have heard the faint
sucking rush of water not far beneath him. He couldn't
have seen or heard what was hurtling from the murk at
astonishing speed, jaws unhinging, widening, for the
enormous first bite. It was the classic attack
that no other creature in nature could make -- a bomb from
the depths.
        [ Close to Shore, by Michael Capuzzo ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. by driving the sharkAs the shark moved, its dark top reflected virtually no
light. The denticles on its skin muted the whoosh of its
movements as the shark rose, driven by the power of the
great tail sweeping from side to side, like a scythe.
The fish exploded upward.
Charles Bruder felt a slight vacuum tug in the motion of
the sea, noted it as a passing current, the pull of a wave,
the tickle of undertow. He could not have heard the faint
sucking rush of water not far beneath him. He couldn't
have seen or heard what was hurtling from the murk at
astonishing speed, jaws unhinging, widening, for the
enormous first bite. It was the classic attack
that no other creature in nature could make -- a bomb from
the depths.
        [ Close to Shore, by Michael Capuzzo ]

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TK August 12, 2007 17:19
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
Dudders is a nickname for Dudley...read Harry Potter
Kohkelxon December 7, 2008 20:13
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
Well then I guess Harry's nickname is Hudders or something.. :P
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