Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 25 October, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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@ "It seems William Shatner wants to make a touristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and
winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried
rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green
valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on
creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than
useful.
Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard
(BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number
he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of
Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant --
he decided after careful observation of the scenery that
inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was
horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the
occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-
ridden and tumbledown.
Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld.
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot".
        [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ]

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@ "I'd like to have a cellar under my house."
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Christopher October 25, 2004 03:40
First comment: 10 May, 2004 30 comments written
blink
I don't get it...
Aaron October 25, 2004 05:18
First comment: 11 March, 2004 32 comments written
Space is dark, cellar is dark?
Violist October 25, 2004 06:37
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Perhaps he has very modest goals...
Eskimo October 25, 2004 08:22
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Kirk went through a lot of Enterprises so he is likely to come down crashing...
Barbarian October 25, 2004 09:17
First comment: 25 October, 2004 1 comments written
I'd say Shatner in orbit after all these years of travelling to the stars "where boldly blah blah" would be like our dungeon-dwelling Dudley visiting his cellar... yeah, it's underground, but that's all about it.
Kassil, Mithril Dragon October 25, 2004 12:07
First comment: 7 October, 2004 14 comments written
I vote for a combination of the answers from Eskimo and BarbarianThey dressed alike -- in buckskin boots, leathern breeks and
deerskin shirts, with broad girdles that held axes and short
swords; and they were all gaunt and scarred and hard-eyed;
sinewy and taciturn.
They were wild men, of a sort, yet there was still a wide
gulf between them and the Cimmerian. They were sons of
civilization, reverted to a semi-barbarism. He was a
barbarian of a thousand generations of barbarians. They had
acquired stealth and craft, but he had been born to these
things. He excelled them even in lithe economy of motion.
They were wolves, but he was a tiger.
        [ Conan - The Warrior, by Robert E. Howard ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Yeah.
Crawler October 25, 2004 14:58
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
Yeah I tend to agree with BarbarianThey dressed alike -- in buckskin boots, leathern breeks and
deerskin shirts, with broad girdles that held axes and short
swords; and they were all gaunt and scarred and hard-eyed;
sinewy and taciturn.
They were wild men, of a sort, yet there was still a wide
gulf between them and the Cimmerian. They were sons of
civilization, reverted to a semi-barbarism. He was a
barbarian of a thousand generations of barbarians. They had
acquired stealth and craft, but he had been born to these
things. He excelled them even in lithe economy of motion.
They were wolves, but he was a tiger.
        [ Conan - The Warrior, by Robert E. Howard ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s explanation.

A limited cellar is to Dudley (who spends his life exploring huge dungeons) what nowaday's space is to a star trek actor (who according to the series spent his life exploring space)
Violist October 26, 2004 01:04
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Ah, right. Good explanations people
Meat November 2, 2005 00:54
First comment: 1 November, 2005 2 comments written
Could even mean 'I'd like a solid goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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Fathead April 12, 2006 18:07
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Eh? How does that relate to NetHack?
Grognor April 7, 2007 04:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
New character class: eskimo
HK June 6, 2007 05:26
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I don't understand.
Lavastine December 29, 2007 21:21
First comment: 29 December, 2007 1 comments written
I like to imagine that he was just saying William has gotten a bit fat.
Melnor the Mad February 24, 2008 21:51
First comment: 19 February, 2008 23 comments written
I rate the comic and the comments excellent.
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