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Wednesday, 15 September, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "Waiter!"


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CHristopher September 15, 2004 02:38
First comment: 17 August, 2004 4 comments written
:-) Good one!
Violist September 15, 2004 03:44
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Why is there a grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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in my potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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paxed September 15, 2004 12:08
First comment: 15 September, 2004 8 comments written
It adds some sizzling.
Otakon September 21, 2004 12:38
First comment: 10 August, 2004 7 comments written
Shhh, dont tell them that, they might charge extra.
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One September 29, 2004 00:00
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
Where may I find this restraunt???
Fathead April 11, 2006 20:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
How nice! a NetHack cafe!

Unfortunately, you can't find it.
G-oth June 25, 2006 11:18
First comment: 25 June, 2006 14 comments written
"Waiter, waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!"
"It's not dead, sir. It's dreaming."
Paradox October 5, 2006 11:32
First comment: 5 October, 2006 17 comments written
"The dish washer returns!"
Grognor April 7, 2007 03:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
YAY!
HK June 6, 2007 00:00
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Where do I find this restraunt?
Grognor July 15, 2007 08:56
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
it doesn't ACTUALLY exist.
TK August 12, 2007 04:53
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
Hmmm...The waiter appears to be an &...perhaps it's a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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...

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