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Wednesday, 19 May, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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Something is written here in the dust. You read: "For a good time call 8?7-5309" 
                    
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@ "Now, I did install the cellphone patch..." 
                    
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@ "... but I never have coverage down here."
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Eskimo May 19, 2004 13:20
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
I was wondering when Dudley would show up on nethack.org. Hadn't noticed it until today... way to go Dion!
Am Shaedan May 19, 2004 18:26
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
Yup. He has been there for sometime now. That's how I found him :)
CordBar@aol.com July 10, 2004 07:07
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
I don't recall a cellphone patch
Cheapy July 16, 2004 03:50
First comment: 16 July, 2004 6 comments written
He's Kidding. It's a play on a song that was popular a while ago (a few years). It's about a guy who finds a message on the bathroom stall's doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. that says: Jenny (the number here).

And he falls in love with her, but is too afraid to call her and find out who it really is.
Otakon August 10, 2004 16:46
First comment: 10 August, 2004 7 comments written
86753 oh niiieene...
Jenny Jenny...
Funny. My ex's name is Jenny. Hmm.
Fathead April 5, 2006 21:03
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
He sounds like a wierdo

Signed,

im2_weird@yahoo.com
Wizard Mode March 29, 2007 03:19
First comment: 27 March, 2007 4 comments written
Wasn't that song by De La Soul? (or maybe Bis Markie)
Grognor April 6, 2007 09:29
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I mean, why would you actually call that?
HK June 5, 2007 16:25
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Yet again, extremely funny.
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