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Monday, 8 March, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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@ "Ah, a food ration. What would it be this time?" 
                    
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@ "Club sandwich, appleNEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe
invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall
to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors
and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say
when.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-pie, orangeWhat was the fruit like? Unfortunately, no one can describe
a taste. All I can say is that, compared with those fruits,
the freshest grapefruit you've ever eaten was dull, and the
juiciest orange was dry, and the most melting pear was hard
and woody, and the sweetest wild strawberry was sour. And
there were no seeds or stones, and no wasps. If you had once
eaten that fruit, all the nicest things in this world would
taste like medicines after it. But I can't describe it. You
can't find out what it is like unless you can get to that
country and taste it for yourself.
        [ The Last Battle, by C.S. Lewis ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. juice..." 
                    
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Norgg April 16, 2005 03:07
First comment: 16 April, 2005 5 comments written
Bah! Lies! Rations are vegetarian, couldn't have club sandwiches in 'em.
ihope April 22, 2005 01:58
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
It's an official Vegetarian Club sandwich.
Fathead April 3, 2006 20:58
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What did he expect?
Donut Lord December 1, 2006 02:24
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
Vegetation is for those not willing to get their weapon dirty.
Grognor April 4, 2007 21:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I don't particularly love this one, but the follow-up is just so damn good that this one gets excellent too.
Firehead May 7, 2007 15:16
First comment: 7 May, 2007 2 comments written
Food rations are vegan not vegeterian stupid!!
HK June 1, 2007 05:36
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Lame.
Zarquil September 27, 2008 06:06
First comment: 26 September, 2008 54 comments written
I always did wonder what the monotony of rations was like.
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